Akpor at gun shop.

Date: 11-03-2016 10:00 am (5 years ago) | Author: victor matt
- at 11-03-2016 10:00 AM (5 years ago)
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A lady goes into Akpos gun shop. “Please
can you borrow me a small pistol gun.” Says
the lay. “What for?” Akpos asked. “I caught
my husband sleeping with another woman
and I want to blow his phyuking head.” Says
the lady. “Do you have any license?” Akpos
ask. The lady says “No sir”. “That means no
gun for you” says akpos. She pleaded to
him but he refused. The lady put her hand
into her bag and brought out a picture of
her husband in bed with another woman
and show to Akpos.
Akpos looked at the
picture and shouted “JESUS!”, he rushed
inside and brought pump action gun and
gave the lady.”But I said pistol not pump
action” says the lady. “That man deserve
some thing bigger than pistol, in fact don`t
pay me money again I like doing charity
work” says Akpos. The lady collected the
gun, thanked him and left. Next day the
lady returns with the gun……
Akpos: hw did you go?
Lady: He has joined his ancestors.
Akpos says “GOOD for him, let me see how
he will come and phyuk my wife again

Posted: at 11-03-2016 10:00 AM (5 years ago) | Hero

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