A call from Hell

Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Abacha died and all went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said “I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked “Well devil how much do I owe you for the call?
The devil replied, “Five million dollars”
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, “My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too”
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked, “Well,devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replied, “Ten million dollars”
With a smug look on his face, and feeling more important than the English, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Abacha was even more jealous and starts screaming, “I want to call Nigeria too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to the ministers, the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody”…..
He called Nigeria and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked an talked an talked, then he asked, “Well, devil how much do I owe you for my long call?
The devil replied “One dollar!”.
Abacha is stunned and queries the devil. “One dollar Only one dollar ke??”
The devil replied. “Well, when you make a call from one hell to another hell, we bill it at a local rate...xx hahaha.

Posted: at 17-03-2016 10:26 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

Over PB4 B4

Posted: at 18-03-2016 11:30 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

@ bournaidentity i don see am say nah
your counts you dey after thats why u dey
make noise here...ok make you no comment
on any post wey be PB4...cunny man....

Posted: at 18-03-2016 11:45 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

....you must heheheheh see ehrr you never knw anything
show your face make i see am.....hahahah
faceless criminal

Posted: at 18-03-2016 12:09 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

old joke nawa o

Posted: at 19-03-2016 12:02 AM (9 years ago) | Hero

don't mind that wasted generation jare..

Posted: at 20-03-2016 02:44 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

for your phyuking mind.... I no be your mate wey you go cut him mouth. I be your papa that pass your papa for house. phyuk you

Posted: at 21-03-2016 12:58 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahahahahahah,,,,, this guy don finish himself... Na there you they, you don forget say na housemate for naijapalas we they,,,,, God don they scatter your brain for me. You and monkey, I dnt knw who get brain pass, wetin I they talk self. Monkey get brain pass you...

Posted: at 21-03-2016 01:18 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

seriously.... Na now I knw say you don use head nak ground.... Well na your mama use Bosom  nak your head... Becz he be like say your head no wan correct again... Dnt worry your head will soon correct and after then your go thank me say I papa.. Wetin I talk self your papa ke, jufuapa... I no be your reptile father.

Posted: at 21-03-2016 01:28 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lolsssss.... See this moron ooooo, who tell you say I just waka come, I don they here before then born you. Na me go ask you say were you waka come, I dey suspect mayb na sambisa forest you waka cm.. Hmmmm... I need to becareful ooo.

Posted: at 21-03-2016 01:39 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac