Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they've got Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over their robes; hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold.
Some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles."
The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil."
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the...!, hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"
The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there."
The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.
After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"
The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee.....hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.
The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"
please do not distract and keep discussions along line of topic - make proper use of capit
Posted: at 8-09-2007 01:05 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
chrissiebee at 28-02-2009 01:38 AM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: femaadinho on 27-02-2009 03:32 PM
cant stop laughing
<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/2ezmli0.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">[/url]STILL A CERTIFIED V-SQUADER!! Take it or leave it! A wise man told me don't argue with fools,Cause people from a distance, can't see who is who
Posted: at 28-02-2009 01:38 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
flick4flexy at 1-03-2009 03:44 PM (16 years ago) (f)
couple of months ago i came upon this Joke,its the most hilarious.Did i laugh,this is so great.The first time i read it,it was on this niajapals FunnyHub.If you do go thru it,you'll find all kinda funny jokes.The most funniest and hilarious people you can find is Nigerians,i do respect you guys.There is the one of the kids in church,thats now good,i just loved it.I always read the jokes before i check my mail or watch a movie.Where do you guys get all these jokes?I was watching My Last Wedding the other day yeah,and the words the gate man is using you can laugh yourself to stiches,but its great though.My naija pals keep it up we other people we love your movies and hilarious jokes..peace
Posted: at 1-03-2009 03:44 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
coolmoi
A wise man told me don't argue with fools,Cause people from a distance, can't see who is who
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