Nigerians in Heaven

Date: 08-09-2007 1:05 am (15 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they've got Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over their robes; hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold.

Some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles."

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the...!, hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"

The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there."

The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.

After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"

The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee.....hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.

The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"


Posted: at 8-09-2007 01:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- coolmoi at 15-06-2008 01:49 PM (14 years ago)
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ooooo my God nigerians still carried their charater go hevean n hell    Huh?
Posted: at 15-06-2008 01:49 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- khadijah at 15-06-2008 02:34 PM (14 years ago)
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heard this before but it was pure water they were sellin in hell
Posted: at 15-06-2008 02:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lucychizzy at 16-06-2008 06:51 PM (14 years ago)
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LMAO
Posted: at 16-06-2008 06:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wanville at 26-02-2009 06:25 PM (13 years ago)
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OMG!!!D GUY !!! ur jokes are hiliarious..i've been followin dem from page 20..U MADE ME MISS MA CLASS!!!!lol....gud job thou..9ja 4 life man!!
Posted: at 26-02-2009 06:25 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 26-02-2009 06:49 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehe.....  Grin Grin Grin Grin. men you're the bomb.... hehehehehe  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-02-2009 06:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 26-02-2009 07:03 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 26-02-2009 07:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 27-02-2009 03:35 AM (13 years ago)
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cool nice joke man...Grin
Posted: at 27-02-2009 03:35 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 27-02-2009 03:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 26-02-2009 06:49 PM
hehehehe.....  Grin Grin Grin Grin. men you're the bomb.... hehehehehe  Grin Grin Grin
finally u agreed that somebody's joke made sense.hmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Posted: at 27-02-2009 03:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 27-02-2009 03:32 PM (13 years ago)
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cant stop laughing
Posted: at 27-02-2009 03:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toinsauller at 28-02-2009 12:14 AM (13 years ago)
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I no fit shout
Posted: at 28-02-2009 12:14 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- baloo at 28-02-2009 01:17 AM (13 years ago)
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LMAO
datz mad funny
naija peeps sha
Posted: at 28-02-2009 01:17 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 28-02-2009 01:34 AM (13 years ago)
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POSTED B4

Posted: at 28-02-2009 01:34 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chrissiebee at 28-02-2009 01:38 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on 27-02-2009 03:32 PM
cant stop laughing

Posted: at 28-02-2009 01:38 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- chichi29 at 1-03-2009 09:49 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
i love that joke 2 funny
Posted: at 1-03-2009 09:49 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 1-03-2009 10:12 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 27-02-2009 03:28 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 26-02-2009 06:49 PM
hehehehe.....  Grin Grin Grin Grin. men you're the bomb.... hehehehehe  Grin Grin Grin
finally u agreed that somebody's joke made sense.hmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

He aint got no choice... check out the poster... Grin

lol

Posted: at 1-03-2009 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 1-03-2009 02:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Na who go resurrect dis old joke na?
Abi una no c d year wey dguy post am?
Ewu

Posted: at 1-03-2009 02:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- flick4flexy at 1-03-2009 03:44 PM (13 years ago)
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couple of months ago i came upon this Joke,its the most hilarious.Did i laugh,this is so great.The first time i read it,it was on this niajapals FunnyHub.If you do go thru it,you'll find all kinda funny jokes.The most funniest and hilarious  people you can find is Nigerians,i do respect you guys.There is the one of the kids in church,thats now good,i just loved it.I always read the jokes before i check my mail or watch a movie.Where do you guys get all these jokes?I was watching My Last Wedding the other day yeah,and the words the gate man is using you can laugh yourself to stiches,but its great though.My naija pals keep it up we other people we love your movies and hilarious jokes..peace
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- miss-nice at 1-03-2009 03:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Dis is damn funny! I can`t stop laughing
Posted: at 1-03-2009 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- leo0001 at 1-03-2009 09:47 PM (13 years ago)
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men dats some  joke.it wz cracking Wink Wink
Posted: at 1-03-2009 09:47 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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