A Reverend and his Convert

Date: 28-01-2010 11:59 pm (14 years ago) | Author: SANI GARBA
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A  White Reverend father was leaving Africa for some months  and decided to advice one of his converts . He said John as a good catholic you must not lie and eat meat on good Fridays and john said father I will not fail you, after 3 months the reverend father came back and met john eating meat with his family on a good Friday . he said john why are you eating meat on a good Friday and john said father it is not meat its fish and the father said john you are also lying but john replied its not a lie father its fish , the father said why is it fish and not meat and john said father I and my family are hungry and I caught a rabbit and sprinkled water on it and said from rabbit you turn to fish and the father said but john you cant do that and john replied why not when you came my name was ebuku and you sprinkled water on me  and said from ebuku you are now john

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- federico at 29-01-2010 01:18 AM (14 years ago)
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lol hahaaha
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- esamuel at 29-01-2010 10:20 AM (14 years ago)
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- MrDon at 29-01-2010 11:17 AM (14 years ago)
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lol.....
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- nickyvil at 29-01-2010 11:22 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
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- adedupcy at 29-01-2010 03:46 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
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- MrDon at 29-01-2010 03:53 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmm too
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- Andes at 29-01-2010 05:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Hmmm three.
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- ahsra at 29-01-2010 06:05 PM (14 years ago)
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nice joke, pls keep it up
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- zolazola at 29-01-2010 06:11 PM (14 years ago)
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igbo sense
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- zolazola at 29-01-2010 06:21 PM (14 years ago)
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igbo sense
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- colenzo at 29-01-2010 09:13 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one sahga

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- sahga at 29-01-2010 11:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Thanx Mr.Colenzo
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- just2sexy at 29-01-2010 11:55 PM (14 years ago)
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good stuff there?

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- KleverC at 31-01-2010 12:15 AM (14 years ago)
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lol

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- ishola1000 at 31-01-2010 01:05 PM (14 years ago)
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nice
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- KleverC at 31-01-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

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- neossha at 31-01-2010 02:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sahga on 28-01-2010 11:59 PM
A  White Reverend father was leaving Africa for some months  and decided to advice one of his converts . He said John as a good catholic you must not lie and eat meat on good Fridays and john said father I will not fail you, after 3 months the reverend father came back and met john eating meat with his family on a good Friday . he said john why are you eating meat on a good Friday and john said father it is not meat its fish and the father said john you are also lying but john replied its not a lie father its fish , the father said why is it fish and not meat and john said father I and my family are hungry and I caught a rabbit and sprinkled water on it and said from rabbit you turn to fish and the father said but john you cant do that and john replied why not when you came my name was ebuku and you sprinkled water on me  and said from ebuku you are now john
Grin
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