An Eraser

Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. 'This is fantastic,' thought the gentleman. 'I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.'

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word that ends in 'unt' are refers to a woman?" Only one word leapt to mind... a vulgar one. 'I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another,' thought the gentleman. Then, it hit him. He turned to the Pope and said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."

"Of course!" exclaimed the Pope. "I don't suppose you happen to have an eraser? "



















General Just2sexy

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Posted: at 30-01-2010 02:14 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

thanks man.

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Posted: at 30-01-2010 03:08 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

abeg dey pass

Posted: at 30-01-2010 02:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 30-01-2010 03:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

what?

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Posted: at 30-01-2010 03:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

poster you should respect the pope i wonned  you before,don't use pope as a joke or else i will course you,i bet you don't want that

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Posted: at 30-01-2010 08:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i nor dey here ohh-----------

Posted: at 30-01-2010 09:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u dey crase?

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Posted: at 30-01-2010 11:28 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Possibly Not certainly

Posted: at 1-02-2010 10:29 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

no b me go talk am say pope say ccc*@t

Posted: at 1-02-2010 10:34 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie