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![-]( "Sheenor") Sheenor at 31-01-2010 08:28 AM (15 years ago)  (m) > A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind
> the driver.
> The little kid starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my
> mom a cow
> I'd be a little bull."
>
> The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who
> continued with, "If
> my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would
> be a little
> elephant."
>
> The kid went on with several animals until the bus driver
> got angry and
> yelled at the kid, "What if your dad was a serial killer
> and your mom
> was a prostitute?!"
>
> The kid smiled and said, "I would be a bus driver!"
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure | Posted: at 31-01-2010 08:28 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "ishola1000") ishola1000 at 31-01-2010 10:24 AM (15 years ago) (m) good | Posted: at 31-01-2010 10:24 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 31-01-2010 10:50 AM (15 years ago) (m) Posted b4
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 31-01-2010 10:50 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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nice one poster, i like it | Posted: at 31-01-2010 11:08 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 31-01-2010 11:54 AM (15 years ago) (m) Posted b4
twisted | Posted: at 31-01-2010 11:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "deguzman") deguzman at 31-01-2010 12:05 PM (15 years ago) (m) nice answer | Posted: at 31-01-2010 12:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "adedupcy") adedupcy at 31-01-2010 04:31 PM (15 years ago) (f) nice | Posted: at 31-01-2010 04:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "neossha") neossha at 31-01-2010 04:36 PM (15 years ago) (f) lollz | Posted: at 31-01-2010 04:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Andes") Andes at 31-01-2010 04:46 PM (15 years ago) (m) Tapping joke.. If the daddy is J2S and the mother nEOSHA tHEN THE BABY WILL BE???.... | Posted: at 31-01-2010 04:46 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "colenzo") colenzo at 31-01-2010 09:21 PM (15 years ago) (m) hahahahahaha nice and funny
Support me... If you don't understand me don't write about me | Posted: at 31-01-2010 09:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "KleverC") KleverC at 31-01-2010 09:45 PM (15 years ago) (m) Tapping joke..
If the daddy is J2S and the mother nEOSHA tHEN THE BABY WILL BE???....
dirtykid 
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up | Posted: at 31-01-2010 09:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Andes") Andes at 1-02-2010 09:34 AM (15 years ago) (m) Tapping joke..
If the daddy is J2S and the mother nEOSHA tHEN THE BABY WILL BE???....
dirtykid I no dey o... | Posted: at 1-02-2010 09:34 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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Good answer Boy! | Posted: at 1-02-2010 11:00 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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funny....lol | Posted: at 1-02-2010 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Mistura") Mistura at 1-02-2010 12:48 PM (15 years ago) (f) nice answer to a stupid question
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![-]( "raskydammy") raskydammy at 1-02-2010 01:02 PM (15 years ago) (m) talk for talk | Posted: at 1-02-2010 01:02 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "monasea") monasea at 1-02-2010 03:11 PM (15 years ago) (f) b4 b4 was posted dat na grammer | Posted: at 1-02-2010 03:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "MrDon") MrDon at 1-02-2010 03:17 PM (15 years ago) (m) since | Posted: at 1-02-2010 03:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Bona2do") Bona2do at 1-02-2010 04:07 PM (15 years ago) (m) that is wonmderful | Posted: at 1-02-2010 04:07 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Andes") Andes at 2-02-2010 01:39 PM (15 years ago) (m) Lol. | Posted: at 2-02-2010 01:39 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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