14_Inches_Long at 2-02-2010 05:43 PM (15 years ago) (m)
So the other night my GF and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we're laying in bed.
I looked over at her and, in my sexiest voice, asked her "Wanna have sex?" "No." She answered. I said, "Is that your final answer?" "Yes." She replied. Then I said jokingly, "I'd like to phone a friend." for a help !!!!!!! That's the last thing I remem...ber... i woke up in hospital with bandages all over my head !!! What an expensive joke 14_Inches
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Posted: at 2-02-2010 05:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
asaph at 2-02-2010 06:10 PM (15 years ago) (m)
that was nice to happen to you.....
Posted: at 2-02-2010 06:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it
Posted: at 2-02-2010 10:57 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Reply asaph at 2-02-2010 11:53 PM (15 years ago) (m)
14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it
Its dry and u want it wet?..........just go and pee on it...simple
Posted: at 2-02-2010 11:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply federico at 3-02-2010 01:31 AM (15 years ago) (m)
14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it
Its dry and u want it wet?..........just go and pee on it...simple
imafo...hahahahah
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it
I catch the gist dear. I need to oil your wheel of action. Please when, and where. I use boys' scout motto. "always be prepared!!!"
I feel you baby. You are the only one that makes my heart to beat per second per second !!!!!!
14_Inches
Posted: at 3-02-2010 11:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply michybaby at 3-02-2010 11:43 AM (15 years ago) (f)
oh dear. sorry Oo
Posted: at 3-02-2010 11:43 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply asaph at 3-02-2010 12:06 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hnmmm
Posted: at 3-02-2010 12:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Mistura at 3-02-2010 01:03 PM (15 years ago) (f)
14 inches but u should have use 50:50 or ask d audience b/4 phone a friend.
but my dear accept my sympathy on dat brutal act guess it ws out of jealousy. hmn
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 3-02-2010 01:06 PM (15 years ago) (m)
14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it
I catch the gist dear. I need to oil your wheel of action. Please when, and where. I use boys' scout motto. "always be prepared!!!"
I feel you baby. You are the only one that makes my heart to beat per second per second !!!!!!
14_Inches
b4 nah per minute e dey beat?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply xter at 3-02-2010 01:12 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:12 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply just2sexy at 3-02-2010 01:18 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Guy how ur side nah?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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14 inches but u should have use 50:50 or ask d audience b/4 phone a friend. but my dear accept my sympathy on dat brutal act guess it ws out of jealousy. hmn
Unfortunately, technically and segxwally pseaking, I got only one lifeline left at that moment which was only by asking a friend for such as an important assistant !!!!!
14_Inches
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply xter at 3-02-2010 01:30 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Guy how ur side nah?
left side or right side?
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:30 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply nollunton at 3-02-2010 01:44 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Ok
Posted: at 3-02-2010 01:44 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it
I catch the gist dear. I need to oil your wheel of action. Please when, and where. I use boys' scout motto. "always be prepared!!!"
I feel you baby. You are the only one that makes my heart to beat per second per second !!!!!!
14_Inches
hmmmm well am sorry my wheel is already oil
Posted: at 3-02-2010 02:36 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Reply adedupcy at 3-02-2010 02:42 PM (15 years ago) (f)
ok
Posted: at 3-02-2010 02:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it
I catch the gist dear. I need to oil your wheel of action. Please when, and where. I use boys' scout motto. "always be prepared!!!"
I feel you baby. You are the only one that makes my heart to beat per second per second !!!!!!
14_Inches
hmmmm well am sorry my wheel is already oil
That was about a month agao. am sure it needs constant re-oiling and both turn-around re-oiling!!!
14_Inches
Posted: at 3-02-2010 02:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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14 inches nooooo its very dry add more salt to it
I catch the gist dear. I need to oil your wheel of action. Please when, and where. I use boys' scout motto. "always be prepared!!!"
I feel you baby. You are the only one that makes my heart to beat per second per second !!!!!!
14_Inches
hmmmm well am sorry my wheel is already oil
That was about a month agao. am sure it needs constant re-oiling and both turn-around re-oiling!!!
14_Inches
i would be delighted to offer that service (FOC) I mean Free Of Chrage !!!
14_Inches
Posted: at 3-02-2010 02:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply just2sexy at 3-02-2010 03:19 PM (15 years ago) (m)
14 don dey craze oh
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 3-02-2010 03:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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