Naijapal Lady Seeks Husband Who has a Massive Joystick and Big Mushroom Cap to Marry

3 years ago by: Giwa bayo
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-- (m) at 19-07-2016 03:48PM (3 years ago)

(11805 | Hero)


A blunt lady who is currently seeking for a future partner has listed her criteria which includes a man who is s*xually endowed as well as having a clean bill of health. she sent it directely to Naijapals. It was just to hilarious had to share it on here. This is exactly as she sent it.
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Dear Naijapals,
I'm Looking for a forever mate. A crazy one, Cos I'm crazy too. The Crazy love. I'm a banker, currently running my masters program in unilag, I'm tall Christian, Ondo state, a great cook, very endowed.
I'm looking for a man who is God fearing, playful, makes me laugh. A very sexual active man.
Please all applicants should send me the inches of your Joystick, I like big cap ones and know your current HIV status of the last 6 months, I dont like condoms, I cant deal with small size. Don't judge, sex is a good thing in marriage. PLS DONT CONTACT ME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SETTLE DOWN


-- OLUCHI5 (m) at 19-07-2016 03:52PM
(1364 | Gistmaniac)

u go get am here sofar dick and gogo is concerned.
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-- uplogsa (f) at 19-07-2016 03:54PM
(662 | Upcoming)

Retired ash*** by their fruit you shall know them
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-- GermoDon (m) at 19-07-2016 04:01PM
(2626 | Gistmaniac)

God fearing and Crazy one? u don see say u no well.since u re frm Ondo.i for say mak i giv u dicky bt u don talk say u b crazy person   infact Onye ara
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-- osalove247 (m) at 19-07-2016 04:05PM
(70 | Newbie)

Demons, ritualists and kidnappers are now looking for victims
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-- DrSoba (m) at 19-07-2016 04:06PM
(5160 | Gistmaniac)

This person is just joking or they release her from Yaba left.
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-- winace (f) at 19-07-2016 04:07PM
(30118 | Addicted Hero)

Beneno don't apply cus na me wan marry u. I go manage dat ur toothpick size like dat. U go be my toy boy. Lolsss
Yeye dey smell. Babe, u go see dat type for pornography films or jigolo. U better pray and let GOD.
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-- Aniagain (m) at 19-07-2016 04:18PM
(1585 | Gistmaniac)

Newsless news,  let's assume I didn't read it

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-- Giftous1 (f) at 19-07-2016 04:20PM
(2075 | Gistmaniac)

Lols churchy.... AS E THEY HOT Grin Roll Eyes
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-- luckingto50 (m) at 19-07-2016 04:27PM
(702 | Upcoming)

Quote from: winace on 19-07-2016 04:07PM
Beneno don't apply cus na me wan marry u. I go manage dat ur toothpick size like dat. U go be my toy boy. Lolsss
Yeye dey smell. Babe, u go see dat type for ****ography films or jigolo. U better pray and let GOD.

Winnace the way u re liking Benono Joystick i no just understand oh
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-- luckingto50 (m) at 19-07-2016 04:31PM
(702 | Upcoming)

U re looking for whom to kill abi after different weapons don enter? The place don even turn to River Niger self so u can help urself with NEPA pole because me, i don run 44 forty to Ota.
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-- zezprincess (f) at 19-07-2016 04:43PM
(7927 | Hero)

Case close,them plenty here,abeg wey dickienponga,gogoman,beneno nko?
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-- kison (m) at 19-07-2016 04:54PM
(19286 | Hero)

CHILD OF FIRE, CANDIDATE OF HELL,,KEEP ON MASTURBATING WITH UR LIFE,, U BETTER BE careful, be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL………………………………
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-- EDDYPRINCE (m) at 19-07-2016 05:14PM
(28554 | Addicted Hero)

END TIME WOMAN GOD HELP U.....
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-- gronpree (m) at 19-07-2016 05:23PM
(176 | Upcoming)

A man dat can make u laugh! Does it mean men are now synonymous to comedians?
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-- okatee (m) at 19-07-2016 05:38PM
(7638 | Hero)

MADAM, NO PROBLEM...I GAT A SOLUTION FR U. I GO SEND DICKIEPONGA TO U NW NW
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-- gogoman (m) at 19-07-2016 05:57PM
(31813 | Addicted Hero)

NO WAY MADAM!!  I GO STAY WITH MY FRESH BLOOD  Roll Eyes
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-- winace (f) at 19-07-2016 06:00PM
(30118 | Addicted Hero)

Quote from: luckingto50 on 19-07-2016 04:27PM
Winnace the way u re liking Benono Joystick i no just understand oh
.   Lolss. My brother dat guy dey tackle me so naim make me dey do dis.
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-- CHRISETTE (f) at 19-07-2016 06:02PM
(12680 | Hero)

You be God ni?
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-- Kennycynth (f) at 19-07-2016 06:20PM
(1831 | Gistmaniac)

so you want heavy anaconda abi? you go wound oh
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