Naijapal Lady Seeks Husband Who has a Massive Joystick and Big Mushroom Cap to Marry

Date: 19-07-2016 3:48 pm (7 years ago) | Author: Bayo Nelson
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- at 19-07-2016 03:48 PM (7 years ago)
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A blunt lady who is currently seeking for a future partner has listed her criteria which includes a man who is s*xually endowed as well as having a clean bill of health. she sent it directely to Naijapals. It was just to hilarious had to share it on here. This is exactly as she sent it.
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Dear Naijapals,
I'm Looking for a forever mate. A crazy one, Cos I'm crazy too. The Crazy love. I'm a banker, currently running my masters program in unilag, I'm tall Christian, Ondo state, a great cook, very endowed.
I'm looking for a man who is God fearing, playful, makes me laugh. A very segxwal active man.
Please all applicants should send me the inches of your Joystick, I like big cap ones and know your current HIV status of the last 6 months, I dont like condoms, I cant deal with small size. Don't judge, sex is a good thing in marriage. PLS DONT CONTACT ME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SETTLE DOWN

Posted: at 19-07-2016 03:48 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- OLUCHI5 at 19-07-2016 03:52 PM (7 years ago)
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u go get am here sofar dick and gogo is concerned.
Posted: at 19-07-2016 03:52 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uplogsa at 19-07-2016 03:54 PM (7 years ago)
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Retired ash*** by their fruit you shall know them
Posted: at 19-07-2016 03:54 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- GermoDon at 19-07-2016 04:01 PM (7 years ago)
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God fearing and Crazy one? u don see say u no well.since u re frm Ondo.i for say mak i giv u dicky bt u don talk say u b crazy person   infact Onye ara
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:01 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osalove247 at 19-07-2016 04:05 PM (7 years ago)
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Demons, ritualists and kidnappers are now looking for victims
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:05 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- DrSoba at 19-07-2016 04:06 PM (7 years ago)
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This person is just joking or they release her from Yaba left.
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:06 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- winace at 19-07-2016 04:07 PM (7 years ago)
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Beneno don't apply cus na me wan marry u. I go manage dat ur toothpick size like dat. U go be my toy boy. Lolsss
Yeye dey smell. Babe, u go see dat type for pornography films or jigolo. U better pray and let GOD.
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:07 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aniagain at 19-07-2016 04:18 PM (7 years ago)
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Newsless news,  let's assume I didn't read it
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:18 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Giftous1 at 19-07-2016 04:20 PM (7 years ago)
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Lols churchy.... AS E THEY HOT Grin Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:20 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- luckingto50 at 19-07-2016 04:27 PM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: winace on 19-07-2016 04:07 PM
Beneno don't apply cus na me wan marry u. I go manage dat ur toothpick size like dat. U go be my toy boy. Lolsss
Yeye dey smell. Babe, u go see dat type for ****ography films or jigolo. U better pray and let GOD.

Winnace the way u re liking Benono Joystick i no just understand oh
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:27 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- luckingto50 at 19-07-2016 04:31 PM (7 years ago)
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U re looking for whom to kill abi after different weapons don enter? The place don even turn to River Niger self so u can help urself with NEPA pole because me, i don run 44 forty to Ota.
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:31 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zezprincess at 19-07-2016 04:43 PM (7 years ago)
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Case close,them plenty here,abeg wey dickienponga,gogoman,beneno nko?
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:43 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 19-07-2016 04:54 PM (7 years ago)
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CHILD OF FIRE, CANDIDATE OF HELL,,KEEP ON MASTURBATING WITH UR LIFE,, U BETTER BE careful, be very very careful, CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL………………………………
Posted: at 19-07-2016 04:54 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- EDDYPRINCE at 19-07-2016 05:14 PM (7 years ago)
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END TIME WOMAN GOD HELP U.....
Posted: at 19-07-2016 05:14 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- gronpree at 19-07-2016 05:23 PM (7 years ago)
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A man dat can make u laugh! Does it mean men are now synonymous to comedians?
Posted: at 19-07-2016 05:23 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- okatee at 19-07-2016 05:38 PM (7 years ago)
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MADAM, NO PROBLEM...I GAT A SOLUTION FR U. I GO SEND DICKIEPONGA TO U NW NW
Posted: at 19-07-2016 05:38 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gogoman at 19-07-2016 05:57 PM (7 years ago)
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NO WAY MADAM!!  I GO STAY WITH MY FRESH BLOOD  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-07-2016 05:57 PM (7 years ago) | Grande Master
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- winace at 19-07-2016 06:00 PM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: luckingto50 on 19-07-2016 04:27 PM
Winnace the way u re liking Benono Joystick i no just understand oh
.   Lolss. My brother dat guy dey tackle me so naim make me dey do dis.
Posted: at 19-07-2016 06:00 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- CHRISETTE at 19-07-2016 06:02 PM (7 years ago)
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You be God ni?
Posted: at 19-07-2016 06:02 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- Kennycynth at 19-07-2016 06:20 PM (7 years ago)
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so you want heavy anaconda abi? you go wound oh
Posted: at 19-07-2016 06:20 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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