1. Shaving let it be your little secret why you are so smooth.
2. Changing your tampax (they know we do it they do not need to know how, their mother should have done that).
3. Never ever break wind-pass air-fart-poop what ever you wnat to call it, do not do it! It takes away from your femininity. Don't do it. It is not lady like.
And for those of you who will say it is fun girl stop that poo, it is nasty I know because my four brothers and ex-husband told me the same thing.
diplomatik at 18-02-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago) (f)
buhahahhahaa is that all...
u've seen me right? i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either , i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
Posted: at 18-02-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
PreetyInstinct at 18-02-2010 05:34 PM (14 years ago) (f)
But i heard that u should be able 2 break wind around ur partner because u should feel comfortable enuff 2 do dat around dem...
I will never fade and I will never blend....not here to be ur friend or enemy, i say what i ave to say & i'll be out as soon as i'm done, not hard to find & not here to keep i'm the beauty that you can never sight asleep!
Posted: at 18-02-2010 05:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
PreetyInstinct at 18-02-2010 05:44 PM (14 years ago) (f)
and wat harm, is there in him helping me shave?wat area r we talking about sef?
I will never fade and I will never blend....not here to be ur friend or enemy, i say what i ave to say & i'll be out as soon as i'm done, not hard to find & not here to keep i'm the beauty that you can never sight asleep!
Posted: at 18-02-2010 05:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
prencess at 18-02-2010 05:49 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: teeco on 18-02-2010 05:30 PM
1. Shaving let it be your little secret why you are so smooth.
2. Changing your tampax (they know we do it they do not need to know how, their mother should have done that).
3. Never ever break wind-pass air-fart-poop what ever you wnat to call it, do not do it! It takes away from your femininity. Don't do it. It is not lady like.
And for those of you who will say it is fun girl stop that poo, it is nasty I know because my four brothers and ex-husband told me the same thing.
Teeco Designer (AKA Love Mallam)
poster so if i wan mess i will not because boyoyo de there, so i will carry mess for belly make the thing kill me i think hey u harsh oooooooooo
Posted: at 18-02-2010 05:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
this is for those that are datin...not for husband and wifey. but u r with your spouse, then the three things is wat makes the r/ship strong except the 2nd one. u cant shave without him........he is goin to kill u. as for tearing gas, two of should do it, and see which of u will last longer...PooOOOooooOOO...PiiiiIIIIIiiiii. OH yes!
Posted: at 18-02-2010 05:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
oaksplitter at 18-02-2010 06:09 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Hmmm a former girl of mine broke up wit me just bcos i didn't like her farting in my presence. She said we r supposed 2 b free wit each other and that if we can't fart in each other's presence then we r obviously hiding s/thing 4rm each other.Now i'm kinda used 2 my gf farting in my presence so i'll disagree with d farting part.
Posted: at 18-02-2010 06:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Hmmm a former girl of mine broke up wit me just bcos i didn't like her farting in my presence. She said we r supposed 2 b free wit each other and that if we can't fart in each other's presence then we r obviously hiding s/thing 4rm each other.Now i'm kinda used 2 my gf farting in my presence so i'll disagree with d farting part.
Posted: at 18-02-2010 06:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
chrissiebee at 18-02-2010 06:34 PM (14 years ago) (f)
am always clean shaved and my soon-to-be-ex-bf goes why are u always so smooth? u gat all this hair on ur head but ...
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Posted: at 18-02-2010 06:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
:-\uhmmm.....(whats wrong in changing my tampon in front of my guy)))he can help if he wants to
not buying this at all
lol, there is nothing wrong with that, infact I like watching my gal while changing her tampon, it's part of our romance which means nothing is hidding from each other...
Loving, humble and humorous to sane & reasonable people
Posted: at 18-02-2010 06:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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