virginity

Date: 18-08-2008 2:40 pm (16 years ago) | Author: abby aregbe
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- at 18-08-2008 02:40 PM (16 years ago)
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Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and
says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me"?

After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try...on the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh, when your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."

The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.

Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby asks, "what the *@#% was that?

The wife explains, "oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping".

The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!!!"

Posted: at 18-08-2008 02:40 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- zhayor at 21-08-2008 02:13 PM (16 years ago)
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haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa
Posted: at 21-08-2008 02:13 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- solazed at 21-08-2008 08:01 PM (16 years ago)
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is overrrated
Posted: at 21-08-2008 08:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femoraxy at 22-08-2008 04:21 PM (16 years ago)
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn !!!
Posted: at 22-08-2008 04:21 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Elaagene at 23-08-2008 12:51 PM (16 years ago)
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dat is claiming to be what you are not, try to be who are, no matter what it will cost you
Posted: at 23-08-2008 12:51 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- ritoski at 23-08-2008 10:18 PM (16 years ago)
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haaaaaaaaaaaana waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 23-08-2008 10:18 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- mudi at 23-08-2008 11:54 PM (16 years ago)
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them thats a boring joke
Posted: at 23-08-2008 11:54 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- mbeki2008 at 27-08-2008 09:56 AM (16 years ago)
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aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 27-08-2008 09:56 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- kasafinal at 28-08-2008 10:23 AM (16 years ago)
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thats cool na so girls dey doooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 28-08-2008 10:23 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 1-09-2008 05:09 PM (16 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 1-09-2008 05:09 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- williewillie at 2-09-2008 05:16 PM (16 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 2-09-2008 05:16 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- silvachik at 4-09-2008 01:30 PM (16 years ago)
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Mudu ryt? i think ur most boring to say that joke that got ma ribs crackin must be borin. Anywas, i think ur a newbie nd tryin to get attention wth ur off views so,there it is you got my attention are you fulfilled now???
Posted: at 4-09-2008 01:30 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- C-boy at 4-09-2008 01:48 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: silvachik on  4-09-2008 01:30 PM
Mudu ryt? i think ur most boring to say that joke that got ma ribs crackin must be borin. Anywas, i think ur a newbie nd tryin to get attention wth ur off views so,there it is you got my attention are you fulfilled now???
Harsh bro!
Posted: at 4-09-2008 01:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prencess at 5-09-2008 07:24 PM (16 years ago)
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i cant help laughoooo hahahahah  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-09-2008 07:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hiddenpearl at 7-09-2008 10:46 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin:)) Nigerians tell the dirtiest and funniest jokes! This is great!
Posted: at 7-09-2008 10:46 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- babieada at 8-09-2008 07:27 AM (16 years ago)
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so funny
Posted: at 8-09-2008 07:27 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ct44pk at 13-09-2008 08:12 PM (16 years ago)
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dats exactly wat i got 2do222222222222222222222222222.  Wink Wink Wink Wink
 Grin
Posted: at 13-09-2008 08:12 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- samodu4me at 17-09-2008 08:05 PM (16 years ago)
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lets face reality and not fake it, nice onejavascript:void(0);
Shocked
Posted: at 17-09-2008 08:05 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- kunzles at 21-09-2008 02:36 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: mudi on 23-08-2008 11:54 PM
them thats a boring joke
is either u have something against the autor of da joke or ur sense of humor is twisted, man that joke is a killa...now dont trip no offence intended and if any taking...my bad
Posted: at 21-09-2008 02:36 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zie85er at 21-09-2008 02:42 PM (16 years ago)
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pls nobody should try dis at home
Posted: at 21-09-2008 02:42 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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