MEN VS. WOMEN (Q & A)

Date: 15-09-2007 1:10 am (16 years ago) | Author: Chocotastiez
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- at 15-09-2007 01:10 AM (16 years ago)
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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't i seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Man:  So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, What's your sign?
Woman:  Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your  eggs in the morning?
Woman:  Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man:If I could see you naked, I'll die happy.
Woman:  If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Grin

   

Posted: at 15-09-2007 01:10 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- 1luv at 26-09-2007 04:19 PM (16 years ago)
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*LOL* ! very nice to bugger them off..  Cheesy Grin
Posted: at 26-09-2007 04:19 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- niyi1106 at 17-10-2007 03:12 PM (16 years ago)
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SURE SUM1 IS MAKIN THIS LOOK LYK A GIRL POWER THING. LAY IT OFF!
Posted: at 17-10-2007 03:12 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Vixenx at 17-10-2007 03:39 PM (16 years ago)
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GIRL POWER???..ummm..Did you happen to notice under which section this is posted?? "FUNNYHUBS"..IT'S A JOKE..Your mind is playing some tricks on you aint it?? though I stand for girl power..but this aint it....HOLLA!!!
Posted: at 17-10-2007 03:39 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 2-11-2007 04:29 AM (16 years ago)
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hahahaha.....gonna try these stunts soon....

Posted: at 2-11-2007 04:29 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- aaliyah at 5-11-2007 10:51 PM (16 years ago)
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ha!,ha!,ha!! thats funny
Posted: at 5-11-2007 10:51 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- SmileyJoy at 7-11-2007 01:39 AM (16 years ago)
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Hahalol!!!... Funny stuff...[color=maroon

Posted: at 7-11-2007 01:39 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- fumio at 10-11-2007 02:34 PM (16 years ago)
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sure good joke, a little bit humorous, don't know why guys would like to chase fish-brains anyway; there are far more enlightening things to do...
Posted: at 10-11-2007 02:34 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 10-11-2007 10:48 PM (16 years ago)
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well its just a joke......after u do the "far more enlightening things to do..." u will need some hilarious jokes to wind down.....

Posted: at 10-11-2007 10:48 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onchedu at 23-11-2007 04:03 PM (16 years ago)
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Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing even though I've heard this one before. Funny Joke? Very thru, and little wonder why there's an alarming rise in the number sinlgle old girls desperately waiting for Mr. Right.
Hahahahahahaaahhahhaahh!!!! I'm almost choking...
Hey! who is the joke on anyway?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 23-11-2007 04:03 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- myragonza at 25-11-2007 02:02 PM (16 years ago)
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well......do u realise that the single old ladies....while waiting for MR. Right,makes a lot of dough....even if they don't marry,they can for sure support themselves.....rephrase that to INDEPENDANT SINGLE MATURE LADIES...

Posted: at 25-11-2007 02:02 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 25-11-2007 02:08 PM (16 years ago)
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I think this conversation is between Dbabe and the UFO..The UFO is the one dissing... Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-11-2007 02:08 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 26-11-2007 05:25 AM (16 years ago)
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u think Dbabe can even communicate.....i thought she uses Mental Telepathy..... Huh?

Posted: at 26-11-2007 05:25 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 26-11-2007 03:48 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on 26-11-2007 05:25 AM
u think Dbabe can even communicate.....i thought she uses Mental Telepathy..... Huh?

Oh shit..dats right..... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-11-2007 03:48 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- khadijah at 15-12-2007 08:46 PM (16 years ago)
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very nice 1 for the girlz
Posted: at 15-12-2007 08:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herre at 15-12-2007 10:10 PM (16 years ago)
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hahahaha!!! lol!!!! ah ah....why is it painin the guys now?Huh?  :'( Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2007 10:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 16-12-2007 07:57 AM (16 years ago)
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ego......

Posted: at 16-12-2007 07:57 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 17-12-2007 04:10 AM (16 years ago)
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They won't let go my eggo Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-12-2007 04:10 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 17-12-2007 04:54 PM (16 years ago)
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their ego is as hard as Lego.....

Posted: at 17-12-2007 04:54 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fineboy at 19-02-2008 10:20 AM (16 years ago)
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are you sure?

Posted: at 19-02-2008 10:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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