TOASTING(JOKE)

Date: 19-08-2008 7:30 pm (16 years ago) | Author: p
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- at 19-08-2008 07:30 PM (16 years ago)
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A guy was walkin down the street,from distance when he sighted a pretty girl standing at the bus station.Suddenly,he changed his style of walkin and arranged himself (y'all know wat i mean,lol).He walked upto her and said "hi babe",she smiled at him sayin "hiya".Then he started doin the talkin,they tlked ,with the girl blushin and smilin.Sum minutes later he asked her "are u shy?", she replied wit a question "me?".He answered "yes babe,you".She blushed and said "why shall i shy ,even if am shall it doesn't fit".The guy culdn't help but laugh lik crazy.lol.yea,right.Y'ALL SHULD LAUGH OUT LOUD.

Posted: at 19-08-2008 07:30 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
- philomena87 at 19-08-2008 07:32 PM (16 years ago)
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i better lmao... their walkin na waoooo ... e dey make me laugh wen they dey form tat way of walkin ..e be like wen chimpanze dey waka... lol... lol...
Posted: at 19-08-2008 07:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyin at 19-08-2008 07:34 PM (16 years ago)
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lol.lol.omg!.u dey correct.lol.if u see the way sum dey walk,u go laugh lik mad.
Posted: at 19-08-2008 07:34 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- philomena87 at 19-08-2008 07:37 PM (16 years ago)
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like one weh dey for kaduna kumimashi.... if he dey do gai or waka... na correct ape he be like and nearly nearly he hand dey reach ground like se he wan pack sand from ground .. the only tin weh better na he handsomeness.. if not... pata pata.. lai lai .. no gurl go pass him...
Posted: at 19-08-2008 07:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyin at 19-08-2008 07:39 PM (16 years ago)
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lol.omg!.worri boy don toast u befor?.i swear if them toast u,u go laugh lik crazy.
Posted: at 19-08-2008 07:39 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- philomena87 at 19-08-2008 07:41 PM (16 years ago)
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wen i dey for naija ... i no know who be who but those weh toast me .. inshort i reject dem from far immediately they start tat yeye walk...
Posted: at 19-08-2008 07:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyin at 19-08-2008 08:05 PM (16 years ago)
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i remmeber hw guys dey full my compound just to toast my cousin sisters and even when my cousin sisters   reject sum,  guys go strt to dey insult them.
Posted: at 19-08-2008 08:05 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- macgreat at 19-08-2008 08:09 PM (16 years ago)
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Men .. laugh-laugh i dey laugh...

Posted: at 19-08-2008 08:09 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- onyin at 19-08-2008 08:20 PM (16 years ago)
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lol.
Posted: at 19-08-2008 08:20 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- philomena87 at 19-08-2008 08:24 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyin on 19-08-2008 08:05 PM
i remmeber hw guys dey full my compound just to toast my cousin sisters and even when my cousin sisters   reject sum,  guys go strt to dey insult them.

hahahhahaha ..... na so oooo... my big sis get about 15 guys even the matured ones weh dey ready for marriage ..  they go dey toast like crazy.. na those dey i dey call enjoyment bcos .. i be the only link to my sis.. just like the messenger and b4 u sent u go shake pocket smalll b4 u send me or give me wetin u wan give her...

any one weh make me angry he link go disactive em self.. na he go come con beg me to reactive am back... lol....

i dey chop well well tat time... u know children na... buy short bread bisciuts.. give my money make i go buy sometin .. wooowww... lol... i dey show dem shege...

but my sisi na her be the worst all she dey do na to dey collect wetin they give her chop full belly.. any other tins like letter she go throw away.. if they meet her ask her she go say she no see am... na me they go con dey hold...
Posted: at 19-08-2008 08:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyin at 19-08-2008 08:32 PM (16 years ago)
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@PHILO.   lol.no be only u ooooooo.i dey chop too.mostly,sum of the guys pocket full wel ,wel.but my cousin sisters dey vex for me if i collect.sumtimes i dey lie to guys say my cousin sisters lik them,so them go give me money.and i dey like to follow my cousin sisters go everywhere cos i no say them dey go see those guys for sumwhere.so enjoyment dey ground.lol.
Posted: at 19-08-2008 08:32 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- philomena87 at 19-08-2008 08:47 PM (16 years ago)
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na so ooo.. but na .. na our turn... but i don pass the level of naija guys...
Posted: at 19-08-2008 08:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyin at 19-08-2008 08:50 PM (16 years ago)
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na rlly our turn.e get one place waa them dey call Oshodi for London,i dey allys dey go there wit sumone.ino fit go there alone,except if i no luv myself.lol.even for over ma endz,sum Naijaguys waa don marry stil dey toast girls.
Posted: at 19-08-2008 08:50 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- philomena87 at 19-08-2008 08:58 PM (16 years ago)
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hahhaha no be their faults.. na their middle man wan change garage small... both fresh garages... lol... be careful ooo cos some naija guys are dangerous they might plan to rape u ooo... it happens here ooo.. not only them other foreigners... like romania albania and rest...
Posted: at 19-08-2008 08:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyin at 19-08-2008 09:05 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: philomena87 on 19-08-2008 08:58 PM
hahhaha no be their faults.. na their middle man wan change garage small... both fresh garages... lol... be careful ooo cos some naija guys are dangerous they might plan to rape u ooo... it happens here ooo.. not only them other foreigners... like romania albania and rest...
lol.na so.tht's why  if i see them from far  i dey run .
Posted: at 19-08-2008 09:05 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Richiemontana at 19-08-2008 10:00 PM (16 years ago)
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@Philo & Onyin....lol....hmmmmm d joke is funny o but dat's not wot's making me to laff.
D main cause of my laffta is dat....it's like both of u just decided to make each other happy and crack jokes to urselves....u seem to be having fun.....

anyway...it's good sha...at least move away from all dose serious issues 4a while and relax

...BUT U GIRLS ARE REALLY FUNNY O...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 19-08-2008 10:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- JUMPER at 19-08-2008 10:15 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyin on 19-08-2008 08:05 PM
i remmeber hw guys dey full my compound just to toast my cousin sisters and even when my cousin sisters   reject sum,  guys go strt to dey insult them.

Eeeeeennnnnnnnnnn, junst 2 toast ur cousin sister, t u abi? Grin
Posted: at 19-08-2008 10:15 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyin at 19-08-2008 10:49 PM (16 years ago)
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lol.lol.
Posted: at 19-08-2008 10:49 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- onyin at 19-08-2008 10:56 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Richiemontana on 19-08-2008 10:00 PM
@Philo & Onyin....lol....hmmmmm d joke is funny o but dat's not wot's making me to laff.
D main cause of my laffta is dat....it's like both of u just decided to make each other happy and crack jokes to urselves....u seem to be having fun.....

anyway...it's good sha...at least move away from all dose serious issues 4a while and relax

...BUT U GIRLS ARE REALLY FUNNY O...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
yea, to mak it lively.
Posted: at 19-08-2008 10:56 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Vixenx at 20-08-2008 03:12 AM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 20-08-2008 03:12 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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