Basira was going on her first date

Date: 24-02-2010 10:35 am (15 years ago) | Author: Hakeem Olaosebikan
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- at 24-02-2010 10:35 AM (15 years ago)
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 Basira was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice:
“The boy may try to kiss you -- it will feel good, but don't do it. He may try to go up your skirt -- but don't let him. He may try to try to take your clothes off -- but don't do it. He may try to get on top of you -- but don't do it. If you do any of these things, you'll disgrace your family.”
Basira said she understood and went on her date.
Basira came home at about 11pm and her grandmother was waiting for her and said, “Well, did you disgrace the family.” “No,” said the girl, “Instead of letting him do those things to me, I did them to him and now it's his family that's disgraced!

Posted: at 24-02-2010 10:35 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- sammyhands at 24-02-2010 10:39 AM (15 years ago)
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Heard before. Still funny
Posted: at 24-02-2010 10:39 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 24-02-2010 10:52 AM (15 years ago)
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seen b4,posted b4, oh hell do i need tosay it all?
Posted: at 24-02-2010 10:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-02-2010 11:04 AM (15 years ago)
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seen! seen!! seen!!!.....................
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:04 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 24-02-2010 11:10 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-02-2010 11:13 AM (15 years ago)
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you dey laff?... this bobo wan overthrow every every for here... imagine the way him dey post post both b.c. & a.d. joke like say na competition.... Grin
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:13 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ak4real1982 at 24-02-2010 11:18 AM (15 years ago)
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I AM JUST TRYING TO KEEP THE SPIRIT HIGH
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:18 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 24-02-2010 11:23 AM (15 years ago)
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sure Kris, i can see, but like said, he wanna keep the spirit high, do u think i should tell him we dont want no high spirit here?
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 24-02-2010 11:28 AM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-02-2010 11:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ak4real1982 on 24-02-2010 11:18 AM
I AM JUST TRYING TO KEEP THE SPIRIT HIGH
bros, we understand... now here the codez:
rule number uno: try and browse the jokes on thiz forum. (don't repost old jokes)
number 2: its better to go thru ur joke b4 posting (shey the joke funny?)
@mr. don: help am with number 3 & 4.
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:30 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 24-02-2010 11:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on 24-02-2010 11:28 AM
funny
koni koni comment..... Grin Tongue
@ak4real1982: nothin do you, you've got 1 there... so say thank you to pretty.... Grin
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:31 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- 080575 at 24-02-2010 11:38 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 24-02-2010 11:30 AM
Quote from: ak4real1982 on 24-02-2010 11:18 AM
I AM JUST TRYING TO KEEP THE SPIRIT HIGH
bros, we understand... now here the codez:
rule number uno: try and browse the jokes on thiz forum. (don't repost old jokes)
number 2: its better to go thru ur joke b4 posting (shey the joke funny?)
@mr. don: help am with number 3 & 4.
funny bt still waitin 4 rule no. 3&4......pls b quick dont keep us waitin Roll Eyes
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:38 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 24-02-2010 11:40 AM (15 years ago)
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rmx!
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:40 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 24-02-2010 11:46 AM (15 years ago)
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rule number 3) neva argue when dey say posted b4 (cos it wont do u any gud)
                   4) dont try 2 keep d spirit high (only comment on orda pple joke )
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ak4real1982 at 24-02-2010 11:50 AM (15 years ago)
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OK MA,
SISTA PRETTY
I NEED AN ADVICER WILL YOU APPLY?
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:50 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 080575 at 24-02-2010 11:51 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on 24-02-2010 11:46 AM
rule number 3) neva argue when dey say posted b4 (cos it wont do u any gud)
                   4) dont try 2 keep d spirit high (only comment on orda pple joke )
Pretty U thnk say I b Newbie? ...dat last rule no b true... Huh?  
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:51 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 24-02-2010 11:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: ak4real1982 on 24-02-2010 11:50 AM
OK MA,
SISTA PRETTY
I NEED AN ADVICER WILL YOU APPLY?
hahahahahahaha.... Grin
its becoming funny now.... Grin
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:55 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 24-02-2010 11:56 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 080575 on 24-02-2010 11:51 AM
Quote from: prettyb4eva on 24-02-2010 11:46 AM
rule number 3) neva argue when dey say posted b4 (cos it wont do u any gud)
                   4) dont try 2 keep d spirit high (only comment on orda pple joke )
Pretty U thnk say I b Newbie? ...dat last rule no b true... Huh?  
he can keep the "spirit of laughter" high if he wants to....
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:56 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- 080575 at 24-02-2010 11:58 AM (15 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:58 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- prettyb4eva at 24-02-2010 11:59 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 24-02-2010 11:55 AM
Quote from: ak4real1982 on 24-02-2010 11:50 AM
OK MA,
SISTA PRETTY
I NEED AN ADVICER WILL YOU APPLY?
hahahahahahaha.... Grin
its becoming funny now.... Grin

kris wat is so funny?
Posted: at 24-02-2010 11:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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