You will die

Date: 25-02-2010 2:28 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Hakeem Olaosebikan
- at 25-02-2010 02:28 PM (15 years ago)
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and
said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die".

  1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send
    him off to work in a good mood.

  2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and
    put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back
    to work.

  3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't
    burden him with household chores.

  4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy
    his every whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had told her.

"You're going to die," she replied.

Posted: at 25-02-2010 02:28 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- prettyb4eva at 25-02-2010 02:31 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 25-02-2010 02:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-02-2010 02:39 PM (15 years ago)
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pb4.....
Posted: at 25-02-2010 02:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 25-02-2010 02:41 PM (15 years ago)
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yeah ...but still nice Grin
Posted: at 25-02-2010 02:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 25-02-2010 03:17 PM (15 years ago)
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p.b.4!
Posted: at 25-02-2010 03:17 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- abdullove at 25-02-2010 03:27 PM (15 years ago)
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NICE ONE. KEEP IT UP
Posted: at 25-02-2010 03:27 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 26-02-2010 02:24 AM (15 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 26-02-2010 02:24 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- segxi at 26-02-2010 01:59 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 26-02-2010 01:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 26-02-2010 02:09 PM (15 years ago)
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wicked wife....
Posted: at 26-02-2010 02:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 26-02-2010 03:36 PM (15 years ago)
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yea wicked wife, but hasnt this topic been posted b4?
Posted: at 26-02-2010 03:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 26-02-2010 03:38 PM (15 years ago)
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no
Posted: at 26-02-2010 03:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 26-02-2010 03:40 PM (15 years ago)
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oh it was u that have not seen it, but i have pretty, so that means YES...
Posted: at 26-02-2010 03:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 26-02-2010 04:04 PM (15 years ago)
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ok since u hav seen it b4 y where u still askin
Posted: at 26-02-2010 04:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 26-02-2010 04:06 PM (15 years ago)
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well i thought u know why: it was just another way of saying posted b4....
Posted: at 26-02-2010 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 26-02-2010 04:07 PM (15 years ago)
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wateva
Posted: at 26-02-2010 04:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 26-02-2010 04:10 PM (15 years ago)
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howeva
Posted: at 26-02-2010 04:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 26-02-2010 09:03 PM (15 years ago)
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she  want him dead bad wife
Posted: at 26-02-2010 09:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 27-02-2010 03:35 AM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 27-02-2010 03:35 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 27-02-2010 01:46 PM (15 years ago)
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9ICE TRY...But the wife na bad wife
Posted: at 27-02-2010 01:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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