Why the president of naija dey sick well

Date: 01-03-2010 5:04 pm (14 years ago) | Author: CHRIS DA ORATOR
- at 1-03-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Umaru ya'adua musa was traveling along side wit jonathan,in dat plane a little boy who won an award was on board with dem and the pilot.d jet developed a fault and the pilot gave an announcement"d plane is abt to crash and we only have 3 para-shot' immediately d president held dat the plane only hv 3 parashot he took one and jumped off,d same thing wit d vice,nw d pilot told d young boy'as u can see we only hv one parashot left just take it let me die with my plane'bt d young boy said dot worry we still hv 2 parashot bcos d president too my school bag!!!!

Plz,na my friend tell me d joke ,i no dey develop dis kind of joke.i no like presidencial reconision lol.

Posted: at 1-03-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- xter at 1-03-2010 06:18 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehehe.......zegobe yaradua
Posted: at 1-03-2010 06:18 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 1-03-2010 06:21 PM (14 years ago)
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NICE ONE BRO!!! UR FRIEND MUST BE A LOVER OF JOKE LIKE ME
Posted: at 1-03-2010 06:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 2-03-2010 09:21 AM (14 years ago)
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oh.kay we don hear!
Posted: at 2-03-2010 09:21 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 6-04-2011 11:16 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 6-04-2011 11:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- femilux at 7-04-2011 12:22 AM (13 years ago)
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incredibly funny
Posted: at 7-04-2011 12:22 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 7-04-2011 09:23 AM (13 years ago)
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okay... Grin
Posted: at 7-04-2011 09:23 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 7-04-2011 09:32 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xtobaba on  1-03-2010 06:43 PM
4 una info.i got d 2009 coca cola youngest comedia award.if u watch d award ceremony held at presidencial hotels enugu 11/9/2009.u will see me live.seriously my guys!am hosting my first show dis year.in case u hear d name xtobaba.knw is me lol

ok na u b d skuul boy in d flight, no worry presido go catch u Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-04-2011 09:32 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 7-04-2011 09:45 AM (13 years ago)
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funny........... abeg anything wey the show wan hold just let me know so dat i go reach dat ends
Posted: at 7-04-2011 09:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jaolab at 7-04-2011 01:01 PM (13 years ago)
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9ice joke but u no pay 4 the advertisement
Posted: at 7-04-2011 01:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheree at 7-04-2011 01:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xtobaba on  1-03-2010 05:04 PM
Umaru ya'adua musa was traveling along side wit jonathan,in dat plane a little boy who won an award was on board with dem and the pilot.d jet developed a fault and the pilot gave an announcement"d plane is abt to crash and we only have 3 para-shot' immediately d president held dat the plane only hv 3 parashot he took one and jumped off,d same thing wit d vice,nw d pilot told d young boy'as u can see we only hv one parashot left just take it let me die with my plane'bt d young boy said dot worry we still hv 2 parashot bcos d president too my school bag!!!!

Plz,na my friend tell me d joke ,i no dey develop dis kind of joke.i no like presidencial reconision lol.
Grin Grin Grin Grin

e yahaaaaaa! na school bay Mr. President carry Huh?
Posted: at 7-04-2011 01:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 7-04-2011 01:50 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 7-04-2011 01:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 7-04-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago)
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president na ur mate?..i nor dey ohh
Posted: at 7-04-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jaolab at 11-04-2011 02:14 PM (13 years ago)
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na joke u try to make now or nonsense post
Posted: at 11-04-2011 02:14 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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