Men! Be Warned ,Eight words women use...

Interesting E-mail i recieved from a friend a few days ago... got me thinking for sure.
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­(1)FINE - This word is used by women to end an argument when THEY are right and YOU need to shut up.
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­(2)FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed this means half an hour. Five minutes is five minutes if you have just been given five minutes more to watch the footy before helping around the house.
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­(3)NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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­(4)GO AHEAD - This is a dare not a permission. DON'­T fall for it!­
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­(5)LOUD SIGH - This is actually a word, a non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you'­re an idiot and she wonders why she is wasting her time arguing with you about nothing. (See point #3 for the meaning of nothing).
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­(6)THAT'­S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make. THAT'­S OKAY means she want you to think long and hard before deciding how and WHEN you will pay for your mistakes.
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­(7)THANKS - A woman is thanking you. DO NOT question it or faint. Just say "You'­re welcome". Unless she says "Thanks a lot", then this is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "You'­re welcome". That will bring about a....
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­(8)WHATEVER - Is a woman'­s polite way of saying "F**k You!­".
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­I just thought I'­d share this with the rest of you. It is intended as a bit of humour so if you get offended by it.... oh well. Whatever 

so be warned 

Interesting E-mail i recieved from a friend a few days ago... got me thinking for sure.
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­(1)FINE - This word is used by women to end an argument when THEY are right and YOU need to shut up.
­
­(2)FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed this means half an hour. Five minutes is five minutes if you have just been given five minutes more to watch the footy before helping around the house.
­
­(3)NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
­
­(4)GO AHEAD - This is a dare not a permission. DON'­T fall for it!­
­
­(5)LOUD SIGH - This is actually a word, a non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you'­re an idiot and she wonders why she is wasting her time arguing with you about nothing. (See point #3 for the meaning of nothing).
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­(6)THAT'­S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make. THAT'­S OKAY means she want you to think long and hard before deciding how and WHEN you will pay for your mistakes.
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­(7)THANKS - A woman is thanking you. DO NOT question it or faint. Just say "You'­re welcome". Unless she says "Thanks a lot", then this is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "You'­re welcome". That will bring about a....
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­(8)WHATEVER - Is a woman'­s polite way of saying "F**k You!­".
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­I just thought I'­d share this with the rest of you. It is intended as a bit of humour so if you get offended by it.... oh well. Whatever