> videos around the
> country. Thank goodness, in spite of the perils of the job,
> they still have
> a sense of humor!
>
>
> 16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the
> one you just went
> through.'
>
>
> 15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.
> They'll stretch
> after you wear them a while.'
>
>
> 14. 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your
> birth certificate a
> worthless document.'
>
>
> 13. 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'
>
>
> 12. 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because
> that's the speed
> of the bullet that'll be chasing you.'
>
>
> 11. 'You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that
> means I can write
> anything I want to on the ticket, huh?'
>
>
> 10. 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I
> don't think it
> will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift
> supervisor?'
>
>
> 9. 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not
> to do that again
> or I'll give you another ticket.'
>
>
> 8. 'The answer to this last question will determine whether
> you are drunk or
> not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'
>
>
> 7. 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place
> where you go to
> ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs."
>
>
> 6. 'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife
> gets a toaster
> oven.'
>
>
> 5. 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.'
>
>
> 4. 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?'
>
>
> 3. 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but
> now we're allowed
> to write as many tickets as we can.'
>
>
> 2. 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a
> personal friend of
> yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.'
>
>
>
> AND THE WINNER IS.....
>
> 1. 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're
> right, we don't.
> Sign here.' (In Calif.)
>
>
>
>
> -------------------------
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