pregnant at 18!

Date: 16-09-2007 5:53 pm (17 years ago) | Author: herre
- at 16-09-2007 05:53 PM (17 years ago)
(f)
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for
two
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys
a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this
to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari
stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps
out
of
the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room
with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: "Good morning,
your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but
I'll
take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life.

Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$2,000,000
bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly
on
the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her
again!"

Posted: at 16-09-2007 05:53 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- myragonza at 18-09-2007 09:31 AM (17 years ago)
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that was a good one.....i was laughing like crazy in my office........

Posted: at 18-09-2007 09:31 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Eshalicious at 18-09-2007 04:55 PM (17 years ago)
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Hahas.
Nasty! Cheesy

Thanks For Sharing!

Posted: at 18-09-2007 04:55 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming
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- missnikky at 25-09-2007 02:16 PM (17 years ago)
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very very funny  Cheesy
Posted: at 25-09-2007 02:16 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie
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- olly at 5-11-2007 12:15 PM (17 years ago)
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Uh! that was a good one. I seriously enjoy this. It's a typical example of daily life issues when it comes to a rich man impregnating a teenager/underage.
Good one, keep it up! Kiss
Posted: at 5-11-2007 12:15 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 7-11-2007 09:31 AM (17 years ago)
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i simply wonder what my dad will say in that situation......hhhhmmmmmm..... Huh?

Posted: at 7-11-2007 09:31 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- haske at 11-12-2007 11:27 AM (17 years ago)
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dis is so funny i laugh tired when i read dis funny think's
Posted: at 11-12-2007 11:27 AM (17 years ago) | Newbie
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- Vixenx at 11-12-2007 04:31 PM (17 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-12-2007 04:31 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tbaby at 12-12-2007 01:43 PM (17 years ago)
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 Grin
nice one herre but what if it were the other way round  nko? ie a not too distinguished man  Huh?

Posted: at 12-12-2007 01:43 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Recoverd at 11-04-2009 06:22 PM (16 years ago)
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Tot i just read dis nt lng?
Posted: at 11-04-2009 06:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 11-04-2009 06:29 PM (16 years ago)
(m)
This joke won bust my bele o!

Posted: at 11-04-2009 06:29 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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