I Hereby Declare Myself The President Of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria (Online) - Bovi

Date: 24-01-2017 11:51 pm (7 years ago) | Author: success Xenab
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Comedian Bovi took to Instagram today to declare himself the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria(Online) and we are here for it!

He stated that there are two Nigeria, one in reality and the other virtual reality which he has appointed himself the leader of. According to Bovi, the best part is you can declare yourself governor or minister of whatever you want. 



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“I hereby declare myself the president of the federal republic of Nigeria (online) . There are two Nigerias: one in reality, the other in virtual reality. (Social media) i will be running a unitary system of government but at the same time allow for a confederal state. This means you are welcome to declare yourself governor of your state or minister of any ministry you are passionate about. But I remain the only president until I declare elections online very soon. This is a government of the people so feel free to let us know ur problems (online) and we will solve them online. In this govt, tribe, religion, region or creed doesn’t count. As long as you’re Nigerian, u are qualified. Worship your god as u like but don’t use it to disturb another. We run a simple life here in Nigeria (online). If ur street is untarred for example, report ur local govt chairman or commissioner for works or Gov or minister to me. This is a govt of accountability. Long live the federal republic of Nigeria (online)”


Posted: at 24-01-2017 11:51 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
- akinmanchy at 24-01-2017 11:54 PM (7 years ago)
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Hehehehe this online government go sweet nor be small lol

Posted: at 24-01-2017 11:54 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- gogoman at 24-01-2017 11:56 PM (7 years ago)
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that woman wey fck u while u were 5yr old don fck ur brain out  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 24-01-2017 11:56 PM (7 years ago) | Grande Master
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- zeigbo at 25-01-2017 12:38 AM (7 years ago)
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As our president don die u are free to become 1

Posted: at 25-01-2017 12:38 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- WhaleDog at 25-01-2017 12:47 AM (7 years ago)
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Hey Dre,U better censor your joke before you making it public ,because such unguided slip might land you in severe accusation for treason and felony against a sovereign nation .Freedom of expression does not mean infringement on national security.In Nigeria security agencies are dumb fcuk ,they may take such joke beyond serious as excuse to exploit your insensibility .

Posted: at 25-01-2017 12:47 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeroba1 at 25-01-2017 01:53 AM (7 years ago)
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say bovi
Posted: at 25-01-2017 01:53 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- james987 at 25-01-2017 05:23 AM (7 years ago)
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Ok na, you get luck say buhari dey on vacation. Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-01-2017 05:23 AM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- DrSoba at 25-01-2017 06:08 AM (7 years ago)
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Guy be careful, it's not everything you joke with. They might not consider it, as a joke when you are being dealt with.
Posted: at 25-01-2017 06:08 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- victorstic1 at 25-01-2017 07:51 AM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: WhaleDog on 25-01-2017 12:47 AM
Hey Dre,U better censor your joke before you making it public ,because such unguided slip might land you in severe accusation for treason and felony against a sovereign nation .Freedom of expression does not mean infringement on national security.In Nigeria security agencies are dumb fcuk ,they may take such joke beyond serious as excuse to exploit your insensibility .
U ARE VERY CORRECT SOMETIMES THESE COMEDIANS ACT AS IF THEY DON´T GO TO SCHOOL AT ALL OR THEY ARE NOT AWARE OF HAPPENINGS IN NIGERIA ,HOW COULD HE BE MAKING JOKES WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT IF IT WERE TO BE MILITARY REGIME THIS GUY IS GONE, HOPE WIT THIS HE IS NOT IN SOUP
Posted: at 25-01-2017 07:51 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AmazingMarie at 25-01-2017 12:01 PM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: WhaleDog on 25-01-2017 12:47 AM
Hey Dre,U better censor your joke before you making it public ,because such unguided slip might land you in severe accusation for treason and felony against a sovereign nation .Freedom of expression does not mean infringement on national security.In Nigeria security agencies are dumb fcuk ,they may take such joke beyond serious as excuse to exploit your insensibility .

proper advice whaledog you nailed it. this joke is too weighty.
Posted: at 25-01-2017 12:01 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- AmazingMarie at 25-01-2017 12:05 PM (7 years ago)
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Bovi pen me in the upper house Senate or Minister of petroleum. heheheheheheehe
Posted: at 25-01-2017 12:05 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 25-01-2017 06:12 PM (7 years ago)
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Talk is cheap,,, prove am


Lyf na phase to face..,,,...,,.......
Posted: at 25-01-2017 06:12 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- seundavid88 at 25-01-2017 07:44 PM (7 years ago)
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Mr President bovi........ !!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 25-01-2017 07:44 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chukkychukky at 26-01-2017 08:36 AM (7 years ago)
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seen

Posted: at 26-01-2017 08:36 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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