I Hereby Declare Myself The President Of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria (Online) - Bovi

Comedian Bovi took to Instagram today to declare himself the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria(Online) and we are here for it!

He stated that there are two Nigeria, one in reality and the other virtual reality which he has appointed himself the leader of. According to Bovi, the best part is you can declare yourself governor or minister of whatever you want. 



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“I hereby declare myself the president of the federal republic of Nigeria (online) . There are two Nigerias: one in reality, the other in virtual reality. (Social media) i will be running a unitary system of government but at the same time allow for a confederal state. This means you are welcome to declare yourself governor of your state or minister of any ministry you are passionate about. But I remain the only president until I declare elections online very soon. This is a government of the people so feel free to let us know ur problems (online) and we will solve them online. In this govt, tribe, religion, region or creed doesn’t count. As long as you’re Nigerian, u are qualified. Worship your god as u like but don’t use it to disturb another. We run a simple life here in Nigeria (online). If ur street is untarred for example, report ur local govt chairman or commissioner for works or Gov or minister to me. This is a govt of accountability. Long live the federal republic of Nigeria (online)”

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Posted: at 24-01-2017 11:51 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

that woman wey fck u while u were 5yr old don fck ur brain out 

Posted: at 24-01-2017 11:56 PM (8 years ago) | Grande Master

Hey Dre,U better censor your joke before you making it public ,because such unguided slip might land you in severe accusation for treason and felony against a sovereign nation .Freedom of expression does not mean infringement on national security.In Nigeria security agencies are dumb fcuk ,they may take such joke beyond serious as excuse to exploit your insensibility .

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Posted: at 25-01-2017 12:47 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ok na, you get luck say buhari dey on vacation.

Posted: at 25-01-2017 05:23 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

U ARE VERY CORRECT SOMETIMES THESE COMEDIANS ACT AS IF THEY DON´T GO TO SCHOOL AT ALL OR THEY ARE NOT AWARE OF HAPPENINGS IN NIGERIA ,HOW COULD HE BE MAKING JOKES WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT IF IT WERE TO BE MILITARY REGIME THIS GUY IS GONE, HOPE WIT THIS HE IS NOT IN SOUP

Posted: at 25-01-2017 07:51 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Bovi pen me in the upper house Senate or Minister of petroleum. heheheheheheehe

Posted: at 25-01-2017 12:05 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

Mr President bovi........ !!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 25-01-2017 07:44 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming