WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? (Page 2)

Date: 29-08-2008 6:28 pm (13 years ago) | Author: chikezie
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- anitwealth at 27-09-2008 09:44 AM (13 years ago)
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the chicken crossed the road because she is running away from mai suya,she said  eh better sai car kill me than make human roast me for big charcoal pot come take me make OGBEGERI soup, nonsense then she come cross road come sai I NO SEND.
Posted: at 27-09-2008 09:44 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 27-09-2008 11:58 AM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked BILL GATE BABA has just released eChicken08, which will not only cross roads, but will also lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your check book and annoy you with bloated features that will eat 90% of your 10G of RAM. Internet Explorer is an integral part to eChicken08 and will allow you to explore chicken interiors as never before. This new platform is much more stable and crash proof . . . . @#$%!ing blue screen . . .
Posted: at 27-09-2008 11:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zie85er at 28-09-2008 12:20 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 27-09-2008 11:58 AM
Shocked BILL GATE BABA has just released eChicken08, which will not only cross roads, but will also lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your check book and annoy you with bloated features that will eat 90% of your 10G of RAM. Internet Explorer is an integral part to eChicken08 and will allow you to explore chicken interiors as never before. This new platform is much more stable and crash proof . . . . @#$%!ing blue screen . . .
LMFAO Grin Grin eChicken08 indeed

Posted: at 28-09-2008 12:20 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jaguar1 at 28-09-2008 12:44 AM (13 years ago)
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because it saw the zebra crossing
Posted: at 28-09-2008 12:44 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- oliyide at 28-09-2008 01:42 AM (13 years ago)
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The chicken was setting a trap for whoever tries to use it for barbecue ... so make sure you dont chase after the chicken when it's running across the road or u'll find urself in igbobi
Posted: at 28-09-2008 01:42 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- khadijah at 28-09-2008 05:59 AM (13 years ago)
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the same reason i did
Posted: at 28-09-2008 05:59 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Enyindah at 28-09-2008 08:39 PM (13 years ago)
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chicken cross the road  because chickens have legs, and whatelse do legs do if not to run.
Posted: at 28-09-2008 08:39 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- sera4all at 28-09-2008 08:42 PM (13 years ago)
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www.onlinenigeria.com
Posted: at 28-09-2008 08:42 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- serene_child at 29-09-2008 04:29 PM (13 years ago)
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was it a chicken?i thought it was a cock....

Posted: at 29-09-2008 04:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- igwefrank at 29-09-2008 05:10 PM (13 years ago)
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i think da chicken stands in a better postion of answerx da shit! Lol
Posted: at 29-09-2008 05:10 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- LuLuvz at 1-10-2008 04:38 PM (13 years ago)
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he thought he saw a honeypot cat.. Shocked
Posted: at 1-10-2008 04:38 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- lerroyy at 1-10-2008 06:55 PM (13 years ago)
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i dont know ooooo/ thesechickens sef
Posted: at 1-10-2008 06:55 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- obioms at 1-10-2008 07:56 PM (13 years ago)
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cos the leg can carry it
Posted: at 1-10-2008 07:56 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- silksand at 2-10-2008 12:27 PM (13 years ago)
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like duh he wantd to be on d other side of the road hw difficult can dat be.
Posted: at 2-10-2008 12:27 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Amuwajoye at 2-10-2008 10:09 PM (13 years ago)
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Bcos d pedestrian bridges constructed wud b 2 light 2 hold d weight of d chickens
Posted: at 2-10-2008 10:09 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- zie85er at 8-10-2008 11:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 8-10-2008 11:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- baloo at 8-10-2008 11:38 PM (13 years ago)
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l0l
Posted: at 8-10-2008 11:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bertona12 at 8-10-2008 11:41 PM (13 years ago)
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who knows
Posted: at 8-10-2008 11:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abbybabe at 9-10-2008 12:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zie85er on 24-09-2008 03:41 AM


lol Smiley....u r so funi
Posted: at 9-10-2008 12:01 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- obiboi at 9-10-2008 12:44 PM (13 years ago)
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she d run from chicken republic
Posted: at 9-10-2008 12:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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