WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Date: 29-08-2008 6:28 pm (16 years ago) | Author: chikezie
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- at 29-08-2008 06:28 PM (16 years ago)
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The chicken crossed the road. This fact is rarely disputed. But why did the chicken cross the road? No entirely satisfactory explanation has ever been agreed upon.

However, at the Fourth Chicken Crossing Conference, held in the Poultry World Hall of Fame on May 10-12, 2000, a team of distinguished scholars met once again to consider this poultry matter in depth. Unfortunately once again, no consensus was reached. Here are some points considered and some possibilities based on observations using chicken psychology tests, media reports, forensic evidence, public and private investigations and human intuition, put forward to explain the behavior of the chicken. It is hoped that at the next conference further progress toward a definitive answer will be made.

U can click on this link  http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road 2 find some answers but I warn Angry there are about 100 answers. i'd advise u give ur own.

Posted: at 29-08-2008 06:28 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
- Sheeroz at 29-08-2008 07:32 PM (16 years ago)
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as Bush junior would answer: its not important why the chicken crossed the road...what matters is if the chicken is with us or against us
Posted: at 29-08-2008 07:32 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- williewillie at 1-09-2008 10:28 AM (16 years ago)
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na waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted: at 1-09-2008 10:28 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- myragonza at 1-09-2008 05:00 PM (16 years ago)
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the chicken was running from Gustav...
Posted: at 1-09-2008 05:00 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zie85er at 1-09-2008 10:37 PM (16 years ago)
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how are we sure dat it was not the road dat moved under the chicken & not the other way round
Posted: at 1-09-2008 10:37 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- khadijah at 2-09-2008 12:36 AM (16 years ago)
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why not call  the chicken to witness stand....
Posted: at 2-09-2008 12:36 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- williewillie at 2-09-2008 02:41 AM (16 years ago)
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abi Oooooooooooooo, Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-09-2008 02:41 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- zie85er at 6-09-2008 05:28 PM (16 years ago)
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obj said the chicken commited a crime in ota farm
Posted: at 6-09-2008 05:28 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- babieada at 8-09-2008 07:38 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: zie85er on  6-09-2008 05:28 PM
obj said the chicken commited a crime in ota farm
Cheesy Smiley Smiley Grin
Posted: at 8-09-2008 07:38 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zie85er at 20-09-2008 11:55 PM (16 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-09-2008 11:55 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- khadijah at 21-09-2008 03:36 AM (16 years ago)
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lol........but that pix doesnt explain why it crossed
Posted: at 21-09-2008 03:36 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zie85er at 21-09-2008 02:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: khadijah on 21-09-2008 03:36 AM
lol........but that pix doesnt explain why it crossed


or maybe dis one will do...
Posted: at 21-09-2008 02:12 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- olahsupo at 21-09-2008 02:19 PM (16 years ago)
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Not vegetables indeed, but will be good in vegetables Smiley
Posted: at 21-09-2008 02:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zie85er at 24-09-2008 03:41 AM (16 years ago)
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Posted: at 24-09-2008 03:41 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Sizzle at 25-09-2008 10:00 PM (16 years ago)
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they saw a barbecue and wanted to be part of it (literally)
Posted: at 25-09-2008 10:00 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- hotlykfire at 25-09-2008 11:33 PM (16 years ago)
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To get da heck away from you! Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-09-2008 11:33 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- cyndi3 at 26-09-2008 08:41 AM (16 years ago)
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i guess she saw her hubby with another chicken  Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 26-09-2008 08:41 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- olahsupo at 26-09-2008 08:47 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: cyndi3 on 26-09-2008 08:41 AM
i guess she saw her hubby with another chicken  Shocked Shocked


Is that?


Welcome to NP  Smiley
Posted: at 26-09-2008 08:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- thankful at 27-09-2008 02:47 AM (16 years ago)
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the chicken was actually trying t pull a stunt and it wanted t show it s peers how smart it really was.
Posted: at 27-09-2008 02:47 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- marblegunner at 27-09-2008 08:24 AM (16 years ago)
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it wanted to lay more eggs on the other side of the road or probably, tryin to use the traffic light...
Posted: at 27-09-2008 08:24 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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