Bedroom Manners

Date: 01-04-2010 3:59 am (15 years ago) | Author: damola ajayi
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- at 1-04-2010 03:59 AM (15 years ago)
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The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.

“I demand proper manners in bed,” she declared, “just as I do at the dinner table!”

Amused by his wife’s formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. “Is that better?” he asked, with a hint of a smile.

“Yes,” replied the girl, “much better.”

“Very good, darling,” the husband whispered. “Now would you be so kind as to please pass the honeypot.”

Posted: at 1-04-2010 03:59 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- elusakin at 1-04-2010 04:45 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 1-04-2010 04:45 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- itmomoh at 1-04-2010 09:21 AM (15 years ago)
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boy u try
Posted: at 1-04-2010 09:21 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 1-04-2010 05:31 PM (15 years ago)
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very funny but posted b4
Posted: at 1-04-2010 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 1-04-2010 07:26 PM (15 years ago)
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yea still funny
Posted: at 1-04-2010 07:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-04-2010 08:13 PM (15 years ago)
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exactly
Posted: at 1-04-2010 08:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- adedupcy at 1-04-2010 08:52 PM (15 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 1-04-2010 08:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 2-04-2010 10:03 AM (15 years ago)
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lol... straight 2 d point... bang!
Posted: at 2-04-2010 10:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 2-04-2010 03:14 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 2-04-2010 03:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 2-04-2010 07:55 PM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 2-04-2010 07:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Shegemege at 3-04-2010 12:24 AM (15 years ago)
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hahaha..funny
Posted: at 3-04-2010 12:24 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- vantheo at 3-04-2010 08:22 AM (15 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 3-04-2010 08:22 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- nickyvil at 3-04-2010 08:43 AM (15 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 3-04-2010 08:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 3-04-2010 09:38 AM (15 years ago)
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She got what she asked for lol
Posted: at 3-04-2010 09:38 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bazemaster at 3-04-2010 12:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Not funny because it did not amuse me
Posted: at 3-04-2010 12:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 3-04-2010 01:26 PM (15 years ago)
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na u sabi
Posted: at 3-04-2010 01:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 3-04-2010 03:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: KleverC on  3-04-2010 01:26 PM
na u sabi

Abi oh
Posted: at 3-04-2010 03:31 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- quinzee4me at 3-04-2010 04:12 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmm not funny
Posted: at 3-04-2010 04:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 3-04-2010 05:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 3-04-2010 05:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 4-04-2010 05:02 AM (15 years ago)
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I c
Posted: at 4-04-2010 05:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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