If Ladies Were Banks

Date: 04-09-2008 1:06 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Adewale Wasiu
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- at 4-09-2008 01:06 PM (16 years ago)
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If ladies were banks: The tall slim ones would be called --Skye bank;The robust and spacious ones--Oceanic bank;The ones that move from one relationship to another--Intercontinental bank;The silent but dangerous ones --Firstinland bank; Those who are not cute yet they love being heard-- Bank PHB;Those who stick to one man--Fidelity bank;Those who seem caring yet debit you massively for every affection--UBA;Those who go to any extent to make you sad--Zenith bank;Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue--Union bank;The brief and summarized ones--Micro Finance;The huge ones that ''stand gidigba for ground'--Firstbank;The beautiful, reserved and homely ones--Diamond Bank;The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke -- GTB... Eti Gbo ni yen ooooooooooooo

Posted: at 4-09-2008 01:06 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- williewillie at 4-09-2008 02:11 PM (16 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmm
Nice work there!!!!!!
Some banks were leftout
Posted: at 4-09-2008 02:11 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- solazed at 4-09-2008 03:10 PM (16 years ago)
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if ladies were banks there'd be a lot more 'withdrawals' after 'deposits'...heh heh...lol!!

Posted: at 4-09-2008 03:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SAmyrocko at 4-09-2008 03:13 PM (16 years ago)
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Me.. I will withdraw only the one i LOVE nothing more.. you guys can withdrawn all of them.

Posted: at 4-09-2008 03:13 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wilat at 4-09-2008 03:15 PM (16 years ago)
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diamondbank is the best

Posted: at 4-09-2008 03:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SAmyrocko at 4-09-2008 03:16 PM (16 years ago)
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GtBank.

Posted: at 4-09-2008 03:16 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- philomena87 at 4-09-2008 03:36 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: solazed on  4-09-2008 03:10 PM
if ladies were banks there'd be a lot more 'withdrawals' after 'deposits'...heh heh...lol!!
hahhahahah  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-09-2008 03:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- princeishere at 4-09-2008 03:47 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: wilat on  4-09-2008 03:15 PM
diamondbank is the best
Am a lucky guy Grin
Posted: at 4-09-2008 03:47 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- williewillie at 4-09-2008 04:01 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: wilat on  4-09-2008 03:15 PM
diamondbank is the best


no shanking Cheesy Cheesy Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 4-09-2008 04:01 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- darkocean002 at 4-09-2008 06:02 PM (16 years ago)
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Good advert ,
Posted: at 4-09-2008 06:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lilacnike at 5-09-2008 02:11 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: wasdex on  4-09-2008 01:06 PM
If ladies were banks: The tall slim ones would be called --Skye bank;The robust and spacious ones--Oceanic bank;The ones that move from one relationship to another--Intercontinental bank;The silent but dangerous ones --Firstinland bank; Those who are not cute yet they love being heard-- Bank PHB;Those who stick to one man--Fidelity bank;Those who seem caring yet debit you massively for every affection--UBA;Those who go to any extent to make you sad--Zenith bank;Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue--Union bank;The brief and summarized ones--Micro Finance;The huge ones that ''stand gidigba for ground'--Firstbank;The beautiful, reserved and homely ones--Diamond Bank;The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke -- GTB... Eti Gbo ni yen ooooooooooooo


loool wow
Posted: at 5-09-2008 02:11 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- darkocean002 at 5-09-2008 02:26 PM (16 years ago)
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ladies cannot be a bank..
Posted: at 5-09-2008 02:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- realgood at 9-09-2008 07:39 PM (16 years ago)
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NA WAHALA FOR GUYS IF AT ALL
THAT MEANS U WILL NOT WITHDRAW AFTER DEPOSIT
UR ATM WILL NOT B WORKING AGAIN
UR CHEQUE WILL B BOUNCED
Posted: at 9-09-2008 07:39 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- macgreat at 9-09-2008 07:55 PM (16 years ago)
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Buha ha ha... yeah! no withdrawzzz

Only fix accounts is allowed in those kinds of bankx

Posted: at 9-09-2008 07:55 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- vincenice at 9-09-2008 08:01 PM (16 years ago)
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job well done but i fit no d kind job wey u dey do?
Posted: at 9-09-2008 08:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macgreat at 9-09-2008 08:09 PM (16 years ago)
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comedio

Posted: at 9-09-2008 08:09 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- vincenice at 9-09-2008 08:16 PM (16 years ago)
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nice but u sure say u no dey runs bankers Grin
Posted: at 9-09-2008 08:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- donzilo at 12-09-2008 10:34 AM (16 years ago)
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if ladies were banks, they will first like firstbank hahahahahahahah.........
Posted: at 12-09-2008 10:34 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- SAmyrocko at 12-09-2008 10:36 AM (16 years ago)
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 Grin

Posted: at 12-09-2008 10:36 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- deangel at 12-09-2008 12:23 PM (16 years ago)
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i will be a fidelity banks
Posted: at 12-09-2008 12:23 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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