My Time's UP?

Date: 16-04-2010 2:29 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 16-04-2010 02:29 PM (15 years ago)
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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the  hospital.  While on the operating table she had a near death  experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God  said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
 
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, Bosom  implants and a tummy tuck.  She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!

Since she had  so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by  an ambulance.

Arriving  in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you  said I had another 43 years.
Why  didn't you pull me from out of the path of the  ambulance?"

God replied:

"I didn't recognize you!"

Posted: at 16-04-2010 02:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Kristiantus at 16-04-2010 02:32 PM (15 years ago)
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you wan die ni?... this one no funni me o.
Posted: at 16-04-2010 02:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 16-04-2010 02:33 PM (15 years ago)
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you dint get it?
Posted: at 16-04-2010 02:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sanya01 at 16-04-2010 02:50 PM (15 years ago)
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no mind am, im no sabi
Posted: at 16-04-2010 02:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 16-04-2010 03:04 PM (15 years ago)
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mr. sabi all... well done oo...
Posted: at 16-04-2010 03:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 16-04-2010 03:27 PM (15 years ago)
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Kai sojaman u too funi wella, ur joke always make me part my lips..... Kris no start na
Posted: at 16-04-2010 03:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 16-04-2010 03:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Hehehe
Posted: at 16-04-2010 03:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 16-04-2010 04:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 16-04-2010 03:27 PM
Kai sojaman u too funi wella, ur joke always make me part my lips..... Kris no start na
na Baba God name wey dey inside i no like.... Angry
Posted: at 16-04-2010 04:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 16-04-2010 07:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 16-04-2010 04:26 PM
Quote from: MrDon on 16-04-2010 03:27 PM
Kai sojaman u too funi wella, ur joke always make me part my lips..... Kris no start na
na Baba God name wey dey inside i no like.... Angry
kris is ok na  abi watin again
Posted: at 16-04-2010 07:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetrae at 16-04-2010 07:27 PM (15 years ago)
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heard it before but it's still funny...hahahahahahahhahahahhaha...lmfao!
Posted: at 16-04-2010 07:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 16-04-2010 08:59 PM (15 years ago)
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This ain't bad ... Though I've ... Blah blah blah
Posted: at 16-04-2010 08:59 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 17-04-2010 11:34 AM (15 years ago)
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so?
Posted: at 17-04-2010 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sabiti at 17-04-2010 12:08 PM (15 years ago)
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owa pa
Posted: at 17-04-2010 12:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 17-04-2010 01:27 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 17-04-2010 01:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 18-04-2010 12:14 AM (15 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 18-04-2010 12:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 18-04-2010 12:19 AM (15 years ago)
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posted 3 times b4
Posted: at 18-04-2010 12:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 18-04-2010 11:50 AM (15 years ago)
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sure
Posted: at 18-04-2010 11:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 19-04-2010 09:01 AM (15 years ago)
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shebi i tell you....
Posted: at 19-04-2010 09:01 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 19-04-2010 12:47 PM (15 years ago)
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crazy
Posted: at 19-04-2010 12:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 19-04-2010 01:31 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 19-04-2010 01:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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