Why Africans Can't be terrorists!!

>1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights
>2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us
>3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

>4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
>5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down
>6. We would ALL want to fly the plane
>7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane
>8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing
it
>9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield
>10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph
being taken by one of the hostages

Posted: at 27-09-2007 06:34 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I can fall a victim of #10

Posted: at 6-01-2008 04:43 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

number 9----i'm also a victim of....i got about 15 alone on the dashboard....NAIJA 4 LIFE!!!

Posted: at 7-01-2008 04:09 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

and I'll be sitting right on top next to you...

Posted: at 13-01-2008 05:21 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

i might not have laps anymore

Posted: at 14-01-2008 06:14 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

guilty of 1 & 5

Posted: at 15-01-2008 03:49 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

sentenced to a one night stand with the most nigerianic man that is Obasanjo.....lmao

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Posted: at 16-01-2008 06:05 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

FB.......

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Posted: at 17-01-2008 06:38 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

appetizers

Posted: at 17-01-2008 05:38 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

the court is sitting in my bedroom.walk right in i`ll be ur lawyer free of charge.

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Posted: at 21-01-2008 10:04 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac