Why Africans Can't be terrorists!!

Date: 27-09-2007 6:34 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Chocotastiez
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- at 27-09-2007 06:34 PM (13 years ago)
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>1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights
>2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us
>3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
>4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
>5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down
>6. We would ALL want to fly the plane
>7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane
>8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing
it
>9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield
>10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph
being taken by one of the hostages

Posted: at 27-09-2007 06:34 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- khadijah at 6-01-2008 12:24 PM (13 years ago)
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typical naija.that is to say we're also nice @ heart despite all our faults
Posted: at 6-01-2008 12:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 6-01-2008 04:43 PM (13 years ago)
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I can fall a victim of #10 Grin
Posted: at 6-01-2008 04:43 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 7-01-2008 06:12 AM (13 years ago)
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Number 8-- i am guilty of that...i would love to knoe secrets.....

Posted: at 7-01-2008 06:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 7-01-2008 04:09 PM (13 years ago)
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number 9----i'm also a victim of....i got about 15 alone on the dashboard....NAIJA 4 LIFE!!! Grin
Posted: at 7-01-2008 04:09 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fineboy at 12-01-2008 10:45 PM (13 years ago)
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number 2....am guilty as charged.

Posted: at 12-01-2008 10:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 13-01-2008 05:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: fineboy on 12-01-2008 10:45 PM
number 2....am guilty as charged.

and I'll be sitting right on top next to you... Wink
Posted: at 13-01-2008 05:21 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fineboy at 13-01-2008 11:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: nigerianvixen26 on  6-01-2008 04:43 PM
I can fall a victim of #10 Grin

no for the terrorist to notice your chocolatey laps and stop the mayhem

Posted: at 13-01-2008 11:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 14-01-2008 06:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: fineboy on 13-01-2008 11:47 PM
Quote from: nigerianvixen26 on  6-01-2008 04:43 PM
I can fall a victim of #10 Grin

no for the terrorist to notice your chocolatey laps and stop the mayhem

i might not have laps anymore Grin
Posted: at 14-01-2008 06:14 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 15-01-2008 09:58 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: fineboy on 13-01-2008 11:47 PM
Quote from: nigerianvixen26 on  6-01-2008 04:43 PM
I can fall a victim of #10 Grin

no for the terrorist to notice your chocolatey laps and stop the mayhem


possible if i am doing lapdance on u

Posted: at 15-01-2008 09:58 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- khadijah at 15-01-2008 03:49 PM (13 years ago)
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guilty of 1 & 5
Posted: at 15-01-2008 03:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 15-01-2008 09:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: khadijah on 15-01-2008 03:49 PM
guilty of 1 & 5

sentenced
Posted: at 15-01-2008 09:44 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 16-01-2008 06:05 AM (13 years ago)
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sentenced to a one night stand with the most nigerianic man that is Obasanjo.....lmao

Posted: at 16-01-2008 06:05 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 16-01-2008 04:06 PM (13 years ago)
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and the guy that likes putting chics up on nightstands Cool
Posted: at 16-01-2008 04:06 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 17-01-2008 06:38 AM (13 years ago)
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FB....... Grin

Posted: at 17-01-2008 06:38 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- khadijah at 17-01-2008 02:12 PM (13 years ago)
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i have to get an appeal
Posted: at 17-01-2008 02:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 17-01-2008 05:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: khadijah on 17-01-2008 02:12 PM
i have to get an appeal

appetizers Grin
Posted: at 17-01-2008 05:38 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 18-01-2008 06:08 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: khadijah on 17-01-2008 02:12 PM
i have to get an appeal


as in sex appeal

Posted: at 18-01-2008 06:08 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fineboy at 21-01-2008 10:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: khadijah on 17-01-2008 02:12 PM
i have to get an appeal

the court is sitting in my bedroom.walk right in i`ll be ur lawyer free of charge.

Posted: at 21-01-2008 10:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 22-01-2008 12:55 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: fineboy on 21-01-2008 10:04 PM
Quote from: khadijah on 17-01-2008 02:12 PM
i have to get an appeal

the court is sitting in my bedroom.walk right in i`ll be ur lawyer free of charge.

BEWARE OF FREE SERVICES Cool
Posted: at 22-01-2008 12:55 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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