Little Johnny... Big Word

Date: 10-05-2010 11:52 am (13 years ago) | Author: collins smith
- at 10-05-2010 11:52 AM (13 years ago)
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The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?"

Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"

The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"

Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."

The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful."

Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blow job. I'm talking about jerking off."

Posted: at 10-05-2010 11:52 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- colenzo at 10-05-2010 11:32 PM (13 years ago)
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hishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted: at 10-05-2010 11:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stranz at 11-05-2010 07:01 AM (13 years ago)
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collenzo,abi na u post the joke and na only u dey laugh.haba
Posted: at 11-05-2010 07:01 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 11-05-2010 01:07 PM (13 years ago)
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as nobody like am now wetin u wan make i do
Posted: at 11-05-2010 01:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 11-05-2010 01:20 PM (13 years ago)
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spoilt brat
Posted: at 11-05-2010 01:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 11-05-2010 01:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 11-05-2010 01:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 13-05-2010 10:05 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 13-05-2010 10:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 13-05-2010 10:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Pb4.com
Posted: at 13-05-2010 10:13 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 13-05-2010 11:58 PM (13 years ago)
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just2sexy hahaha
Posted: at 13-05-2010 11:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onwedee at 14-05-2010 09:37 AM (13 years ago)
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HE NEEDS TO BE SPANKED
Posted: at 14-05-2010 09:37 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 14-05-2010 08:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Don't worry! I will just spank him on my way to the exit!
Posted: at 14-05-2010 08:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- colenzo at 15-05-2010 12:00 AM (13 years ago)
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no don't spank me por favor
Posted: at 15-05-2010 12:00 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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