Duck in a Bar

This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, ?Do you have any grapes"?
The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here". The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes"?
The bartender says, "No I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar.? So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender ?Do you have any nails"? The bartender says "no".
The duck asks "Do you have any grapes"?

Posted: at 13-05-2010 01:24 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

Lol him no for ask na!

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Posted: at 13-05-2010 02:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

hisssssssssssssssss

Posted: at 13-05-2010 08:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

not funny

Posted: at 13-05-2010 09:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ask her again abeg

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Posted: at 13-05-2010 09:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

ok. no wahala

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Posted: at 13-05-2010 09:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Kinda dry

Posted: at 14-05-2010 10:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i no laugh

Posted: at 14-05-2010 01:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….

Posted: at 14-05-2010 03:37 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

e no funny,i no go lie

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Posted: at 14-05-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero