boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing
quite a bit about courting from the other boys
and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
One day he took his questions to his mother, and
she became flustered. Instead of explaining
things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the
curtains one night and watch his older sister and
her boyfriend. This he did, and the following
morning Johnny described everything to his mother.
Sis and her boyfriend sat down and talked for a
while, then he turned off most of the lights.
Then he started to kiss and hug her. I figured
sis must be getting sick because her face started
to look funny. He must of thought so too because
he put his hand inside her shirt to feel her
heart, just like a doctor would. Except he’s not
as good as a doctor, because he seemed to have an
awful hard time finding her heart.
He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both
of them started panting and getting all out of
breath. His other hand must have been getting
cold because he put it under her skirt to warm
up. About this time, sis got toward the end of
the couch. This was when the fever started. I
know it was a fever because sis told him she
was really HOT.
Finally, I found out what was making them so
sick... a big eel had gotten inside his pants
somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and
stood there about 9 inches long. Honest! anyway,
he grabbed it in one hand and her mouth fell
open, and she started calling out to God and
stuff like that. I should tell her about the
ones I saw at the lake!
"Anyway", sis got brave and tried to kill the eel
by biting his head off. All of a sudden, she made
a noise and let the ell go..I guess it bit her
back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and
held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his
pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep
it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get
a scissors lock on it. And he helped by laying on
top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.
Sis started groaning and squealing and her
boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they
wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between
them.
After a while they both quit moving and gave a
great sigh. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough
they had killed the eel.. I knew it was dead
because it hung there limp and some of its guts
were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were
tired from the battle, but they went on courting
anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again.
And by golly, the eel wasn’t dead after all. It
jumped straight up and started to fight again. I
guess eels are like cats... they have 9 lives or
something.
This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel
by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes of
struggle, they finally killed the eel. I know it
was really dead this time because I saw sis
boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the
toilet.
Mother fainted.
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