three new customers sitting at his bar, and all
three were very sullen. After a great deal of
time, he decided to break the silence, and asked
the first man about his troubles.
"I'm the head of a large company, and I have to
keep up a good appearance for my employees. But at
a large seminar, in front of every member of my
staff, I tried to tell them to reach for the sky.
Instead, I told them they had pie in their eye."
"That's nothin'!", said the man of the cloth,
sitting next to him. "I am the supposed to be the
strongest thread in the moral fabric of my church,
and when I tried to tell them to put hope in their
souls, I actually told them to put soap in their
holes!"
"That's nothing.", said the silent stranger at the
end of the bar. "What could be worse than that?"
asked the bar-tender.
"This morning at the breakfast table, I looked
at my wife and meant to say, 'honey, please pass
me the cornflakes'. Instead, I looked at her, and
said,'you bitch, you phyuked up my whole life.'"
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