Terrible situations and Terrible solutions

Date: 26-05-2010 11:07 am (12 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 26-05-2010 11:07 AM (12 years ago)
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The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes? "


"Mrs. Ward, please."


"Speaking"


"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."
 
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks.
 
"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease (related to memory) and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is"
 
"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questions Mrs. Ward.
 
"Normally, Yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."
 
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
 
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

Posted: at 26-05-2010 11:07 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- sanya01 at 26-05-2010 11:42 AM (12 years ago)
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na HIV b dat O!! lol
Posted: at 26-05-2010 11:42 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 26-05-2010 05:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Hehe--HI what?
Posted: at 26-05-2010 05:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 26-05-2010 08:36 PM (12 years ago)
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V
Posted: at 26-05-2010 08:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 26-05-2010 10:15 PM (12 years ago)
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gwahehehehehehehe!
Posted: at 26-05-2010 10:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 27-05-2010 11:53 AM (12 years ago)
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kind of laughing
Posted: at 27-05-2010 11:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 28-05-2010 12:50 AM (12 years ago)
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nice

Posted: at 28-05-2010 12:50 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 28-05-2010 01:32 AM (12 years ago)
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9ice joke
Posted: at 28-05-2010 01:32 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 28-05-2010 10:21 AM (12 years ago)
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Nice
Posted: at 28-05-2010 10:21 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 28-05-2010 11:37 AM (12 years ago)
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9ice one
Posted: at 28-05-2010 11:37 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 28-05-2010 11:46 AM (12 years ago)
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10x all
Posted: at 28-05-2010 11:46 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- divineproject at 28-05-2010 01:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Crude way to solve it...........lol

Posted: at 28-05-2010 01:08 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- yomightgold at 28-05-2010 01:54 PM (12 years ago)
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That is not good at all
Posted: at 28-05-2010 01:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Luise at 28-05-2010 02:15 PM (12 years ago)
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don't u believe in miracles if not hiv is not farfecth
Posted: at 28-05-2010 02:15 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- asaph at 29-05-2010 12:22 PM (12 years ago)
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why take chances? life has no spare
Posted: at 29-05-2010 12:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 29-05-2010 02:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Sure_life nor get duplicate o
Posted: at 29-05-2010 02:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 30-05-2010 01:10 PM (12 years ago)
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right
Posted: at 30-05-2010 01:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- juniormai at 1-06-2010 09:50 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Shocked :'( shit
Posted: at 1-06-2010 09:50 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- asaph at 2-06-2010 12:28 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: juniormai on  1-06-2010 09:50 PM
Grin Shocked :'( shit
what?
Posted: at 2-06-2010 12:28 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 2-06-2010 01:35 AM (12 years ago)
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the joke
Posted: at 2-06-2010 01:35 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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