If Ladies were Banks

If ladies were banks

The tall slim ones would be called --Skye bank;
The robust and spacious ones--Oceanic bank;
The ones that move from one relationship to another--Intercontinental bank;
The silent but dangerous ones --Firstinland bank;
Those who are not cute yet they love being heard-- Bank PHB;
Those who stick to one man--Fidelity bank;
Those who seem caring yet debit you massively for every affection--UBA;
Those who go to any extent to make you sad--Zenith bank;
Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue--Union bank;
The brief and summarized ones--Micro Finance;
The huge ones that ''stand gidigba for ground'--Firstbank;
The beautiful, reserved and homely ones--Diamond Bank;
The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke -- GTB