An old woman is riding in an elevator in a lavish Lagos City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, sold for $150 a piece!"
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, sold for $200 a piece!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a piece.
Posted: at 7-06-2010 01:43 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
talkandsave at 8-06-2010 12:46 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: twonjee2002 on 7-06-2010 09:58 PM
hi, i am teejay and i can see u are online, can we chat on yahoo pls, i have some questions i want to ask. my id is [email protected], my mobile no is 08032072706. i could give u a call if thats what you prefer.
MY AJANNI WILL KILL YOU. HE BE JEALOUS PLENTY.
Posted: at 8-06-2010 12:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
hi, i am teejay and i can see u are online, can we chat on yahoo pls, i have some questions i want to ask. my id is [email protected], my mobile no is 08032072706. i could give u a call if thats what you prefer.
lol...who he dey scope???
Posted: at 8-06-2010 12:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
why is it that now a days, everything wey dey on top peoples mind na scope. this is serious
Hi fello! i really do not fancy being contacted directly! anyway, since u say its serious, i equally hope its important. call me on 07080242115 my zain line. hope i wont regret dis!
Posted: at 8-06-2010 03:03 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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