A snake bit

Date: 10-06-2010 11:25 am (13 years ago) | Author: Henry Opara >aka< henex
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- at 10-06-2010 11:25 AM (13 years ago)
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Two christian kids are camping, jerry and Mary. jerry had to take a pee and a snake bit him. He screams, "I’ve been bitten, run to a doctor to see what to do”. Little mary runs to a doctor and the doctor says you got to suck the venom out and then spit. Little mary runs back and asks jerry:” were is the bite? jerry says on my penis, what did the doctor say?. mary replies "the doctor said your going to die”.

Posted: at 10-06-2010 11:25 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- habey4success at 10-06-2010 11:56 AM (13 years ago)
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nUS
Posted: at 10-06-2010 11:56 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 10-06-2010 09:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Hmmmm

Posted: at 10-06-2010 09:50 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 11-06-2010 02:37 AM (13 years ago)
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remix

Posted: at 11-06-2010 02:37 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- blesyn003 at 11-06-2010 11:26 AM (13 years ago)
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Huum ok
Posted: at 11-06-2010 11:26 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- faithaina at 11-06-2010 03:16 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 11-06-2010 03:16 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- samitex4usa2004 at 12-06-2010 12:42 PM (13 years ago)
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so there's no other place d snake could bite him if not his private.
wat kind of snake will stanto to d height of his thing?
Posted: at 12-06-2010 12:42 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 12-06-2010 03:09 PM (13 years ago)
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Hahaha___Who go like suck nonsense b4
Posted: at 12-06-2010 03:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Don-ziggy at 12-06-2010 03:18 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 12-06-2010 03:18 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 12-06-2010 03:32 PM (13 years ago)
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See the boy dey pretend e get another plan for the girl b4
Posted: at 12-06-2010 03:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 12-06-2010 04:29 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmm....
Posted: at 12-06-2010 04:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Don-ziggy at 12-06-2010 04:39 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 12-06-2010 04:39 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 12-06-2010 04:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Till then---
Posted: at 12-06-2010 04:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- talkandsave at 12-06-2010 08:30 PM (13 years ago)
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GOOD IMAGINATION FOR THE BOY. 
Posted: at 12-06-2010 08:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 12-06-2010 10:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Mental

Posted: at 12-06-2010 10:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 13-06-2010 02:47 AM (13 years ago)
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dat guy is full of wisdom, almost funny
Posted: at 13-06-2010 02:47 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 13-06-2010 05:38 AM (13 years ago)
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i c
Posted: at 13-06-2010 05:38 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 13-06-2010 01:44 PM (13 years ago)
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@ Brizio___You said almost;that means he is not funny
cos NEARLY CANNOT KILL A BIRD
Posted: at 13-06-2010 01:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 15-06-2010 05:56 PM (13 years ago)
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nyc one
Posted: at 15-06-2010 05:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 16-06-2010 04:55 AM (13 years ago)
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Eyaaa... Y cant the girl just save him... Bad Gal?
Posted: at 16-06-2010 04:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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