An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in Alberta. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, ‘Notice anything different about me?’
Margaret looks him over, ‘Nope.’ Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, ‘Notice anything different NOW?’
Margaret looks up and says, ‘Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.’
Furious, Bert yells, ‘AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?’
Nope,’ she replies.
‘IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!
To which Margaret coolly replies… ‘Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.
Posted: at 19-07-2010 02:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
sydneyiyke at 19-07-2010 06:37 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Poor Bert......
Nice 1
Posted: at 19-07-2010 06:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
heheheee !!!! and what will the hat have done to the wife ?
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:33 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 20-07-2010 11:46 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 21-07-2010 08:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
moji_loveu at 24-07-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago) (f)
av been laughing........................... am stil laughing................. and wil continue to laugh at dis joke........................ anytime. kudos!
Posted: at 24-07-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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