DIVORCE 3 HOURS AFTER CHURCH WEDDING (Page 5)

Date: 26-07-2010 11:43 am (14 years ago) | Author: St. Inem-JEPH
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- sophiebaby at 27-07-2010 10:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 27-07-2010 10:14 AM
What's d difference btw a fallen dick and a fallen boobs?......the dick will always rise again

so much diff. u can still suck and caress a fallen boobs.. but this fallen dick can never rise again
Posted: at 27-07-2010 10:19 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 27-07-2010 10:20 AM (14 years ago)
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But it can stil resurrect one day
Posted: at 27-07-2010 10:20 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 27-07-2010 10:27 AM (14 years ago)
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which day? wen e never resurect for so many yrs............
Posted: at 27-07-2010 10:27 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 27-07-2010 10:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Anytime his dick is ready to go on a mission
Posted: at 27-07-2010 10:31 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyiis at 27-07-2010 10:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 27-07-2010 10:31 AM
Anytime his dick is ready to go on a mission

Not always just like in this case . you know they say the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak
Posted: at 27-07-2010 10:40 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 27-07-2010 10:41 AM (14 years ago)
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Then its a sorry case
Posted: at 27-07-2010 10:41 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 27-07-2010 10:46 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 27-07-2010 10:46 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tyabo at 27-07-2010 10:56 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 26-07-2010 12:06 PM
this is why we need to chop food b4 wedding day.. abi na lie i talk?
u b correct babe joooo..i dey feel u.. Grin Tongue
Posted: at 27-07-2010 10:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 27-07-2010 11:00 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: tyabo on 27-07-2010 10:56 AM
Quote from: sophiebaby on 26-07-2010 12:06 PM
this is why we need to chop food b4 wedding day.. abi na lie i talk?
u b correct babe joooo..i dey feel u.. Grin Tongue

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-07-2010 11:00 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tyabo at 27-07-2010 11:01 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Akpan01 on 26-07-2010 12:13 PM
Quote from: Miss_precious on 26-07-2010 12:10 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on 26-07-2010 12:06 PM
this is why we need to chop food b4 wedding day.. abi na lie i talk?


chopper

i like this one CHOPPER Grin Grin Grin



dz woman get oloju kokoro ...lol
dz woman get big eye ooooo...lol
Posted: at 27-07-2010 11:01 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 27-07-2010 11:02 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 27-07-2010 11:02 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tyabo at 27-07-2010 11:05 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 26-07-2010 12:53 PM
Quote from: divineproject on 26-07-2010 12:51 PM
Sophie, wetin be dat thing wey u use cover eyes?

na windscreen ooooooooooooooooooo
ur windscreen no get wiper ??lmao
Posted: at 27-07-2010 11:05 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tyabo at 27-07-2010 11:09 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 27-07-2010 09:57 AM
na prick wey don fall oooooooooooooo
sophie u no get regard 4 dz tin wey u jst dey call him name any how..nd if he catch 4 room na u go come dey shout..
Posted: at 27-07-2010 11:09 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 27-07-2010 11:10 AM (14 years ago)
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heheheeee wetin deyfor the name ?
Posted: at 27-07-2010 11:10 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- tyabo at 27-07-2010 11:12 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: onyiis on 27-07-2010 11:10 AM
heheheeee wetin deyfor the name ?
u dey ask wetin dey 4 d name ba..if d tin begin dey pound u 4 inside bedroom na u go come begin dey shout say honey small small..lol
Posted: at 27-07-2010 11:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eddybabs at 27-07-2010 11:13 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Inemx on 26-07-2010 11:43 AM
MY PASTOR FRIEND JUST WEDDED HIS LOVELY WIFE AFTER ONE AND HALF YEARS OF COURTSHIP. JUST THAT NIGHT AFTER THE ''I DO'', THE LADY HURRILY LEFT FOR THEIR HOTEL ROOM, REFRESHED, AND EAGERLY WAITED FOR HER HUBBY TO COME AND ''CONNECT THE HOSE AND LOOSE THE VALVE''. THE MAN CAME IN, STARTED PRAYRING, PRAYED EVEN IN TONGUES FOR MORE THAN 2HOURS. THE WOMAN WHO HAD BECOME UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE WHOLE STUFF DECIDED WORKING ON THE MAN HOPING TO GET A GOOD RESPONSE, BUT THE MORE SHE WENT, THE BETTER THE PRAYER BECAME... NOW, BEFORE HER MAN, SHE STOOD NAKED LOOSING THE MAN'S BELT IN AN ATTEMPT TO END THE LONG PRAYER, ONLY TO RECIEVE A SHOCKING CONFESSION...

''baby, am sorry ... you see my mum knows about it, it is not my fault, God can strenghten it if we have faith.'' SAYS MY PASTOR FRIEND.

THE LADY'S WEDDING SHOES ARE STILL IN THE HOTEL, BUT SHE RAN AWAY WITH HER GOWN.

PALS, MY QUESTION IS: WHERE HAVE GONE WRONG?



so u want me to believe this rubbish right??
Posted: at 27-07-2010 11:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babebose at 27-07-2010 11:21 AM (14 years ago)
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NA WA O!
Posted: at 27-07-2010 11:21 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyiis at 27-07-2010 11:28 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: tyabo on 27-07-2010 11:12 AM
Quote from: onyiis on 27-07-2010 11:10 AM
heheheeee wetin deyfor the name ?
u dey ask wetin dey 4 d name ba..if d tin begin dey pound u 4 inside bedroom na u go come begin dey shout say honey small small..lol



Hahahaaaa !!!!  who tell u say na so i dey talk ?  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-07-2010 11:28 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Agatex at 27-07-2010 11:30 AM (14 years ago)
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Old story, but the babe suppose run.
Posted: at 27-07-2010 11:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eddybabs at 27-07-2010 11:31 AM (14 years ago)
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okay..........
Posted: at 27-07-2010 11:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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