![-]( "Inemx") Inemx at 27-07-2010 12:54 PM (14 years ago)  (m) U wan try wetin? No scatter sophie h/q oo....she say she neva do am for months,mushroom go don grow 4 dia
yah..... english mushroom. we call it erow.
RESPECT! | Posted: at 27-07-2010 12:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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this is why we need to chop food b4 wedding day.. abi na lie i talk?
no be lie u talk my sister, if to say she don test am before dis mess no go happen | Posted: at 27-07-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 27-07-2010 01:04 PM (14 years ago) (f) heheheee testingbefore buying
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 27-07-2010 01:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "loislove") loislove at 27-07-2010 01:07 PM (14 years ago) (f) that woman must be mad why should she divorce her husband. she is insane | Posted: at 27-07-2010 01:07 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 27-07-2010 01:08 PM (14 years ago) (f) MY PASTOR FRIEND JUST WEDDED HIS LOVELY WIFE AFTER ONE AND HALF YEARS OF COURTSHIP. JUST THAT NIGHT AFTER THE ''I DO'', THE LADY HURRILY LEFT FOR THEIR HOTEL ROOM, REFRESHED, AND EAGERLY WAITED FOR HER HUBBY TO COME AND ''CONNECT THE HOSE AND LOOSE THE VALVE''. THE MAN CAME IN, STARTED PRAYRING, PRAYED EVEN IN TONGUES FOR MORE THAN 2HOURS. THE WOMAN WHO HAD BECOME UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE WHOLE STUFF DECIDED WORKING ON THE MAN HOPING TO GET A GOOD RESPONSE, BUT THE MORE SHE WENT, THE BETTER THE PRAYER BECAME... NOW, BEFORE HER MAN, SHE STOOD NAKED LOOSING THE MAN'S BELT IN AN ATTEMPT TO END THE LONG PRAYER, ONLY TO RECIEVE A SHOCKING CONFESSION...
''baby, am sorry ... you see my mum knows about it, it is not my fault, God can strenghten it if we have faith.'' SAYS MY PASTOR FRIEND.
THE LADY'S WEDDING SHOES ARE STILL IN THE HOTEL, BUT SHE RAN AWAY WITH HER GOWN.
PALS, MY QUESTION IS: WHERE HAVE GONE WRONG?
Means the guy no get JackDaniel in between his legs ? or his JackDaniel is not standing? But i got Question for u if any of the above is the reason ? How possible could that be, that a Lady could marry someone u never feel his JackDaniel for once, atleast even if they didnt do anything, but still a little touch can show you if he got what you been the lady will be calling baby always... Just like all ladies they call Guys Baby, but to the real sense, baby means JackDaniel for all yo !!  hehheeeeeee !! so u want her to tuoch pastors jackdaniel ? na hell fire direct !!!
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 27-07-2010 01:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 27-07-2010 01:08 PM (14 years ago) (m) Like say u wey no mad go stay
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 27-07-2010 01:08 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 27-07-2010 01:10 PM (14 years ago) (f) god fearing no mean say u no go phyuk.. i don see ppl wey say dem dey God fearing , dem dey phyuk like say tomorow no dey..
look bros chop b4 ya wedding day oooo, cos ya wife fit no get honeypot ooooooooooooo
sophie, there is nothing wrong with maintaining your chastity before marriage. the only thing is that the pastor should have been honest and open about his condition, instead of pretending he was normal who says theres something wrong with it... pls for ur own good chop b4 wedding ooooooooooooooooo lol, sophie!! i understand you, but i still think chastity is best. besides, you can still know if a man is impotent or not without having to go all the way and chop him, if you know what i mean. you are well understood my sister and that was the method i applied for my man
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 27-07-2010 01:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 27-07-2010 01:13 PM (14 years ago) (f) heheheeee wetin deyfor the name ?
u dey ask wetin dey 4 d name ba..if d tin begin dey pound u 4 inside bedroom na u go come begin dey shout say honey small small..lol Hahahaaaa !!!! who tell u say na so i dey talk ? no tell me say u dun 4get d last time..lol  no tell me say u dun 4get d last time..lol hehheeee !!!! for ur dream ?
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 27-07-2010 01:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "onyiis") onyiis at 27-07-2010 01:14 PM (14 years ago) (f) that woman must be mad
why should she divorce her husband.
she is insane
maybe she shod have stayed and joined in the prayers ?
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing". | Posted: at 27-07-2010 01:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "tyabo") tyabo at 27-07-2010 01:19 PM (14 years ago) (m) heheheeee wetin deyfor the name ?
u dey ask wetin dey 4 d name ba..if d tin begin dey pound u 4 inside bedroom na u go come begin dey shout say honey small small..lol Hahahaaaa !!!! who tell u say na so i dey talk ? no tell me say u dun 4get d last time..lol no tell me say u dun 4get d last time..lol hehheeee !!!! for ur dream ? cartoon dey dream  | Posted: at 27-07-2010 01:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Inemx") Inemx at 27-07-2010 01:20 PM (14 years ago) (m) that woman must be mad
why should she divorce her husband.
she is insane
maybe she shod have stayed and joined in the prayers ?
lol. | Posted: at 27-07-2010 01:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "luvvy") luvvy at 27-07-2010 01:26 PM (14 years ago) (m) Tell the guy to come make i lend my own . . Robot has two.
Robot no dey f*ck now | Posted: at 27-07-2010 01:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "sophiebaby") sophiebaby at 27-07-2010 04:09 PM (14 years ago) (f) lol
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* | Posted: at 27-07-2010 04:09 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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this is why we need to chop food b4 wedding day.. abi na lie i talk?
chopper me i go chop b4 wedding oooooo so that my hubby no go fire prayer like dis pastor. after wedding .. we go fire dan naaaaaaaa i too gbadu your style chic chop on
You know you're the best when people you don't know hate you | Posted: at 27-07-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "sophiebaby") sophiebaby at 27-07-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago) (f) this is why we need to chop food b4 wedding day.. abi na lie i talk?
chopper me i go chop b4 wedding oooooo so that my hubby no go fire prayer like dis pastor. after wedding .. we go fire dan naaaaaaaa i too gbadu your style chic chop on lol. i will . join me na
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* | Posted: at 27-07-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "humblej") humblej at 27-07-2010 06:24 PM (14 years ago) (m) Let her still exercise little patient, there is nothing prayer no fit do. Maybe God want test her faith in him, after all marriage is not all about sex, who knows when the super natural miracle will happen! hahaha.
Loving, humble and humorous to sane & reasonable people | Posted: at 27-07-2010 06:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "emypre") emypre at 27-07-2010 08:33 PM (14 years ago) (f) which kin yarn be dat one... so e no bin do am before the d-day? make e happen like dat so that our girls may know dat thy have to taste it properly before saying i do | Posted: at 27-07-2010 08:33 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "sophiebaby") sophiebaby at 28-07-2010 07:58 AM (14 years ago) (f) pls ladies.. chop well but be careful make u no belle ful oooooo.. b4 wedding day oooooooooooooo
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :* | Posted: at 28-07-2010 07:58 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Inemx") Inemx at 28-07-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago) (m) pls ladies.. chop well but be careful make u no belle ful oooooo.. b4 wedding day oooooooooooooo
THAT ONE NA COMPREHENSIVE INSURANCE POLICY. EVERYTHING IS CONFIRMED. | Posted: at 28-07-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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simple madness
God knws is i will do more than that, infact she tried by runing away, God saved her from barrenness.  | Posted: at 28-07-2010 01:58 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie | |
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