The Things Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children About Love, Sex and Puberty. (Page 3)

Date: 10-08-2010 7:17 pm (13 years ago) | Author: INDEPENDENT WOMAN
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- blessedme at 11-08-2010 10:12 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 11-08-2010 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Agatex at 11-08-2010 11:58 AM (13 years ago)
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When i started my mensuration i already knew what it was and how to take care of myself cos i was senior secondary and ve learnt about it in biology, i also knew i will not get pregnant unless i have sex with a man but my mum made a fuse abt it cos she wasnt around when it started, so when i told her my period has started she was shocked to her bone marrow because (1) i called it period (2) i have already paded myself. She was like who taught you abt that? i told her i learnt it in school but she didnt believe me, she went further to ask me if any man played with me, i asked her what kind of play, she said any type, i said no and why was she asking, she didnt say anything rather than to monitor me every month, some times she will be examining my body to see if there is any change.

Its quite funny now.
Posted: at 11-08-2010 11:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 11-08-2010 01:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 11-08-2010 08:26 AM
she said i shudnt go close to boizs that if i do i would get pregnant. and me na boizs i dey play wit as at then.
and at the end of every month, she uses egg to examine me for my *****
chinekemeh...which means if de egg enter, she go no say person don enter de place... but come ooo u sure say no be juju she dey do for ur honeypot dat time

Posted: at 11-08-2010 01:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sweetgift at 11-08-2010 01:44 PM (13 years ago)
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my mum told me not to near any guy that if i do i will get pregnant when i just started my period.  she never want to see me with any guy, if she mistakingly saw me with a guy, she will beat me up and asked if am pregnant. i will asked her "how does one gets pregnant, is it through water or food? or is by just talking to a guy". her respond will be "by talking to a Guy". then, i stopped talking to guys until i was taught by my biology teacher how one gets pregnant.i also learnt what i need to knw from magzines and novels
Posted: at 11-08-2010 01:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Adikpe at 11-08-2010 02:17 PM (13 years ago)
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My girlfriend told me that she was told never to be seen with boys.

Yet she is my girlfriend.
Posted: at 11-08-2010 02:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SAmyrocko at 11-08-2010 02:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jukkiebukwes on 11-08-2010 10:04 AM
i was a boarding student in sec skul so my mum told me dat when it starts, i shud tell a female teacher to help me out,(dats how to put SP)  she warned me never to tell a male teacher...so funny

And you did it that day! with..... Lips Sealed

Posted: at 11-08-2010 02:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyin at 11-08-2010 02:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Agatex on 11-08-2010 11:58 AM
When i started my mensuration i already knew what it was and how to take care of myself cos i was senior secondary and ve learnt about it in biology, i also knew i will not get pregnant unless i have sex with a man but my mum made a fuse abt it cos she wasnt around when it started, so when i told her my period has started she was shocked to her bone marrow because (1) i called it period (2) i have already paded myself. She was like who taught you abt that? i told her i learnt it in school but she didnt believe me, she went further to ask me if any man played with me, i asked her what kind of play, she said any type, i said no and why was she asking, she didnt say anything rather than to monitor me every month, some times she will be examining my body to see if there is any change.

Its quite funny now.
Wow.Smiley
Posted: at 11-08-2010 02:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- blessedme at 11-08-2010 02:52 PM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 11-08-2010 02:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Dee4evr at 11-08-2010 03:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Even tho u didnt tell us what your own mum told you miss poster.

 Well, it was a very strange experience for me the first night it started. I was even afraid to let my mum know that I had an injury sumwhere I dont know. I threw the pant I wore away cos it was completely soaked. But i decided to let the cat out of the bag when the bleeding refused to stop cos I figured it will stop before daybreak. Initially, she was surprised and kinda angry that at my age..............I was 12yrs..........I shdnt be seeing that. I was really scared. I thot I was in real trouble and that she was going to thrash me. But I was surprised when she ordered for a roll of tissue paper and showed me how to unroll it to stopp the bleeding.

Then she sat me down and angrily told me that any day I sleep with a man, I will get pregnant and she was going to drivvvvvvve me out of her house. That was ok for me. At least Ive excaped the thrashing area.
Posted: at 11-08-2010 03:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blessedme at 11-08-2010 03:11 PM (13 years ago)
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reading comments and laughing
Posted: at 11-08-2010 03:11 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 11-08-2010 03:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: esonu on 11-08-2010 01:02 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on 11-08-2010 08:26 AM
she said i shudnt go close to boizs that if i do i would get pregnant. and me na boizs i dey play wit as at then.
and at the end of every month, she uses egg to examine me for my *****
chinekemeh...which means if de egg enter, she go no say person don enter de place... but come ooo u sure say no be juju she dey do for ur honeypot dat time

nna eeeeeee. me sef bin dey tink say na juju ooooooooo

Posted: at 11-08-2010 03:12 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 11-08-2010 03:19 PM (13 years ago)
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I wonda where u gals grew up oo,i've been panshin gals of my age when i was little

Posted: at 11-08-2010 03:19 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyin at 11-08-2010 03:23 PM (13 years ago)
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............
Posted: at 11-08-2010 03:23 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 11-08-2010 03:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-08-2010 03:26 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyiis at 11-08-2010 03:37 PM (13 years ago)
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I can't exactly remember her words but its just those things every mother tells her daughter . Mine started at the age of 14 , i was in JSS3 and i already knew abaut it , but the funny part is that it was during Junior WAEC holidays that i was spending with my eldest brother . I woke up one of those mornings and dicover the bed sheets were stained .................... because i was so closed to by brothers , i just walked up to him and told him i've stained the sheets . He just asked me few questions to be sure i knew what it is and when my responses impressed him; he reassuere me and went out to get me some pads but i really had problems putting the pads and walking with it the fist two days .

I think it was up to 4 months before my mother noticed when she badged into my room when i was dressing up.

Posted: at 11-08-2010 03:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kooljayjay at 11-08-2010 05:28 PM (13 years ago)
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My mum simply told me that my father would take our kitchen knife and cut off my head if they as much as saw me pass near a boy.u can imagine the terror my kid sister felt when it was her turn.she nearly died of fright! Wink Wink
Posted: at 11-08-2010 05:28 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- harrywax_224 at 11-08-2010 06:23 PM (13 years ago)
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my mama telz me 2 use my head n close my heart..

My mother taught me about SEX
“How do u think you got here?”
Posted: at 11-08-2010 06:23 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- princedafe at 11-08-2010 06:29 PM (13 years ago)
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senseless post

passing by
Posted: at 11-08-2010 06:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 11-08-2010 07:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: princedafe on 11-08-2010 06:29 PM
senseless post

passing by
your whole life is just simple useless nothing seem good to you,,....i understand it is out of frustration dead ass..motherphyuker.

Posted: at 11-08-2010 07:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 11-08-2010 07:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: SAmyrocko on 11-08-2010 08:07 AM
Quote from: Kennee on 10-08-2010 10:53 PM
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My Parents Didn't tell me anything

Same here. . . :'( :'( :'( :'(
you both berra start saying something now

Posted: at 11-08-2010 07:51 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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