cyndi3 at 11-08-2010 06:14 PM (14 years ago) (f)
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.” “That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
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Posted: at 11-08-2010 06:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
ok
Posted: at 11-08-2010 07:57 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Reply just2sexy at 11-08-2010 08:46 PM (14 years ago) (m)
cynn where u go since?? posted b4 sha
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 11-08-2010 08:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply federico at 12-08-2010 01:56 AM (14 years ago) (m)
nor be even once
Posted: at 12-08-2010 01:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply macosas at 12-08-2010 09:46 AM (14 years ago) (m)
TRY AGAIN
Posted: at 12-08-2010 09:46 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply docreala at 12-08-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago) (m)
................
Posted: at 12-08-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply MrDon at 12-08-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago) (m)
heheheheheheheh my joke of the day
Posted: at 12-08-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply cyndi3 at 12-08-2010 07:41 PM (14 years ago) (f)
cynn where u go since?? posted b4 sha
I travel but am here, how u dey?
Posted: at 12-08-2010 07:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply omorewa at 12-08-2010 11:54 PM (14 years ago) (f)
ok
don't over step your boundaries.. thank you!
Posted: at 12-08-2010 11:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply federico at 13-08-2010 09:20 AM (14 years ago) (m)
cynn where u go since?? posted b4 sha
I travel but am here, how u dey?
he don dey fine na...we be tie am with chain since...but doctor say make we nor give am drink or igbo smoke or esle............
Posted: at 13-08-2010 09:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply sophiebaby at 13-08-2010 09:50 AM (14 years ago) (f)
werrin go happen
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 13-08-2010 09:50 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply onyiis at 13-08-2010 02:01 PM (14 years ago) (f)
yawa go gass
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 13-08-2010 02:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply cyndi3 at 13-08-2010 08:08 PM (14 years ago) (f)
cynn where u go since?? posted b4 sha
I travel but am here, how u dey?
he don dey fine na...we be tie am with chain since...but doctor say make we nor give am drink or igbo smoke or esle............
Federico u don start o, my hand no dey if J2Sexy catch u
Posted: at 13-08-2010 08:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply federico at 14-08-2010 08:04 AM (14 years ago) (m)
cynn where u go since?? posted b4 sha
I travel but am here, how u dey?
he don dey fine na...we be tie am with chain since...but doctor say make we nor give am drink or igbo smoke or esle............
Federico u don start o, my hand no dey if J2Sexy catch u
catch me ke??? we don still tie am again...he smoke igbo last night...hehe
Posted: at 14-08-2010 08:04 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply kooljayjay at 14-08-2010 11:16 AM (14 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 14-08-2010 11:16 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Reply youngk at 14-08-2010 12:55 PM (14 years ago) (m)
less than 24 hr to live...nice one
Posted: at 14-08-2010 12:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Sheenor at 14-08-2010 02:14 PM (14 years ago) (m)
no be 2dai oh!
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
Posted: at 14-08-2010 02:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply Sheenor at 14-08-2010 02:15 PM (14 years ago) (m)
no be 2dai oh!
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
Posted: at 14-08-2010 02:15 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply Michro at 15-08-2010 12:26 AM (14 years ago) (m)
Lol
I am as gentle as a dove and as wise as a serpent
Posted: at 15-08-2010 12:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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