How to avoid a speeding ticket

Date: 10-10-2008 4:25 am (16 years ago) | Author: Nafisat Onagun Gambari
- at 10-10-2008 04:25 AM (16 years ago)
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A  police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:


Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: Yes Sir, that's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I

was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in

the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the

captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:


Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid).

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. (The driver owned the car).

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body).

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole

the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Oh Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding too !!!!

Posted: at 10-10-2008 04:25 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- olusony at 10-10-2008 04:43 AM (16 years ago)
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damn luv where did you get all the funny stuff 4m, bet the policeman will be in trouble,pls give me more
Posted: at 10-10-2008 04:43 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 10-10-2008 09:56 AM (16 years ago)
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i bet the guy na 9ja guy
Posted: at 10-10-2008 09:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- corah2 at 16-10-2008 05:55 PM (16 years ago)
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i agree say im b 9ja
Posted: at 16-10-2008 05:55 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 17-10-2008 09:04 AM (16 years ago)
ROFLMFYO .... e no pass naija now ... u can't help but laff oh !!!
Posted: at 17-10-2008 09:04 AM (16 years ago) |
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- orezo at 17-10-2008 11:55 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 10-10-2008 09:56 AM
i bet the guy na 9ja guy

Na naija wen know wats up gor jand. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-10-2008 11:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 17-10-2008 10:54 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 17-10-2008 11:55 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 10-10-2008 09:56 AM
i bet the guy na 9ja guy

Na naija wen know wats up gor jand. Grin Grin Grin
na so na. the naija guy no dull imself. no dulling oh. oyibo go bow na
Posted: at 17-10-2008 10:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elizatops at 18-10-2008 04:35 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 17-10-2008 10:54 PM
Quote from: orezo on 17-10-2008 11:55 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 10-10-2008 09:56 AM
i bet the guy na 9ja guy

Na naija wen know wats up gor jand. Grin Grin Grin
na so na. the naija guy no dull imself. no dulling oh. oyibo go bow na


anywhere we NAIJAS dey them dey respect us
no shaking
Posted: at 18-10-2008 04:35 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Musiqxtreme at 19-10-2008 02:22 AM (16 years ago)
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Nice one maybe i'll try it sometime.anyway kip it up.
Posted: at 19-10-2008 02:22 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- frenzeecool_08 at 20-10-2008 03:24 PM (16 years ago)
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Bad guy, go put innocent policeman in trouble
Posted: at 20-10-2008 03:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 29-09-2009 11:58 AM (15 years ago)
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Seen before
Posted: at 29-09-2009 11:58 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- favourtee at 29-09-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago)
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@ pster nice one...more oror to your elbow
Posted: at 29-09-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 29-09-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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ororo ............................which kind person be dis sef
Posted: at 29-09-2009 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 14-11-2009 08:59 AM (15 years ago)
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I go kill am na
Posted: at 14-11-2009 08:59 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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