2 Drunk Guys

Date: 07-09-2010 5:18 am (13 years ago) | Author:
- at 7-09-2010 05:18 AM (13 years ago)
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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply.

The first man then asks: Where are you from?

I'm from Ireland, replies the second man.

The first man responds: You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland.

Of Course, replies the second man.


Curious, the first man then asks:"Where in Ireland are you from?

Dublin, comes the reply.

I can't believe it, says the first man."I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin.

Of course, replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: What school did you go to?

Saint Mary's, replies the second man. I graduated in 62.

This is unbelievable! the first man says. I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. What's been going on? he asks the bartender.

Nothing much, replies the bartender. The O'Malley twins are drunk again.

Posted: at 7-09-2010 05:18 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- talkandsave at 7-09-2010 06:01 AM (13 years ago)
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funny.
Posted: at 7-09-2010 06:01 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-09-2010 10:36 AM (13 years ago)
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no comment.... i dey come.
Posted: at 7-09-2010 10:36 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- nazirchobal at 7-09-2010 10:39 AM (13 years ago)
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funnny or comfusing.no comment
Posted: at 7-09-2010 10:39 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 7-09-2010 11:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Nice one....@Poster
Posted: at 7-09-2010 11:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-09-2010 11:42 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on  7-09-2010 11:39 AM
Nice one....@Poster
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Posted: at 7-09-2010 11:42 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 7-09-2010 11:52 AM (13 years ago)
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heheheheeeeeee
Posted: at 7-09-2010 11:52 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 7-09-2010 07:24 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 7-09-2010 07:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-09-2010 08:28 PM (13 years ago)
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thank you fedeco.... thank you.
Posted: at 7-09-2010 08:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Royfoil at 7-09-2010 08:48 PM (13 years ago)
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nice one sis................... Smiley
Posted: at 7-09-2010 08:48 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 8-09-2010 10:45 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  7-09-2010 11:42 AM
Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on  7-09-2010 11:39 AM
Nice one....@Poster
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Huh?......Wetin dey do na... Tongue
Posted: at 8-09-2010 10:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 8-09-2010 06:38 PM (13 years ago)
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i pity dem family
Posted: at 8-09-2010 06:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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