lawyer in heaven

A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment. They spend the day in orientation, and as they're getting their heavenly vestments, the Pope gets a plain white toga and wings, like everyone else, and the lawyer gets much finer apparel, made of gold thread, and Gucci shoes.

Then, they get to see where they're going to stay. The Pope gets what everyone else gets, a replica of a Holiday Inn room, and the lawyer gets an 18 room manison with servants and a swimming pool.

At dinnertime, the Pope receives the standard meal, a Manischewitz kosher TV dinner, and the lawyer receives a fine and tasty meal, served on silver platters.

By this time, the lawyer is beginning to suspect that an error has been made, so he asks one of the angels in charge, "Has there been some kind of mistake? This guy was the Pope, and he gets what everyone else gets, and I'm just a lawyer and i'm getting the finest of everything?"

The angel replied, "No mistake, sir. We've had lots of popes here, but you're the first lawyer we've ever had."

Posted: at 10-10-2008 04:02 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

wetin you mean? you mean say no lawyer dey heaven?

Posted: at 10-10-2008 07:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 11-10-2008 05:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

if u b lawyer, we dey out dere or a lawyer-to-b

Make u suffery defend person oooooooo

Posted: at 16-10-2008 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

dem force you to be lawyer. if you wan make heaven don't be a lawyer or atleast be an honest one.

Posted: at 16-10-2008 08:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

abeg make una do am quick oh. REPENT!!!

Posted: at 17-10-2008 10:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lawyers dey for everywhere wahala dey oo

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Posted: at 23-09-2011 12:24 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 23-09-2011 10:24 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 23-09-2011 03:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

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Posted: at 23-09-2011 03:48 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero