fireman's sex

Date: 14-10-2008 3:32 pm (16 years ago) | Author: adelodun musa
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- at 14-10-2008 03:32 PM (16 years ago)
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AA FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"



Posted: at 14-10-2008 03:32 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- orezo at 14-10-2008 04:41 PM (16 years ago)
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D man don use e own mouth look for trouble...

Shebi e don kon hear wetin she neva tell am b4???

But d joke dryyyyy shaaa!!!!
Posted: at 14-10-2008 04:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-10-2008 07:46 PM (16 years ago)
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na where the guy hose long reach na im the guy roll am reach. but women sha
Posted: at 15-10-2008 07:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 17-10-2008 11:45 AM (16 years ago)
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Na true sha!!!
Posted: at 17-10-2008 11:45 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPPE at 18-10-2008 09:05 AM (16 years ago)
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There is always something more to learn only if u are ready to learn
Posted: at 18-10-2008 09:05 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 18-10-2008 09:08 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPPE on 18-10-2008 09:05 AM
There is always something more to learn only if u are ready to learn
how your quote take relate to the joke?
Posted: at 18-10-2008 09:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 19-10-2008 03:26 AM (16 years ago)
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Dry joke
Posted: at 19-10-2008 03:26 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- naijasun at 19-10-2008 04:29 AM (16 years ago)
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Very dry joke..
Posted: at 19-10-2008 04:29 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 19-10-2008 06:53 AM (16 years ago)
I no fit shout !!!
Posted: at 19-10-2008 06:53 AM (16 years ago) |
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- rezimero at 19-10-2008 09:18 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: sillbaby27 on 19-10-2008 03:26 AM
Dry joke
make it wet
Posted: at 19-10-2008 09:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 19-10-2008 09:23 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: naijasun on 19-10-2008 04:29 AM
Very dry joke..
make it wetter
Posted: at 19-10-2008 09:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 29-09-2009 11:56 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 29-09-2009 11:56 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 29-09-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPPE on 18-10-2008 09:05 AM
There is always something more to learn only if u are ready to learn

hw does it connect to the joke above

Posted: at 29-09-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- olame4 at 29-09-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 29-09-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 29-09-2009 05:07 PM (15 years ago)
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abi

Posted: at 29-09-2009 05:07 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 29-09-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago)
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not funny but smilen  Smiley
Posted: at 29-09-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 29-09-2009 05:45 PM (15 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 29-09-2009 05:45 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 29-09-2009 08:01 PM (15 years ago)
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yes dude
Posted: at 29-09-2009 08:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 29-09-2009 11:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Nah who dey go dig out dis jokes 4rm where we bury them?

Posted: at 29-09-2009 11:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 4-11-2009 01:21 PM (15 years ago)
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can i pass
Posted: at 4-11-2009 01:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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