Kids

Date: 14-10-2008 5:47 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 14-10-2008 05:47 PM (16 years ago)
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Posted: at 14-10-2008 05:47 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- rezimero at 15-10-2008 07:48 PM (16 years ago)
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na so na. the girl goes to heaven, the teacher goes to hell. SIMPLE
Posted: at 15-10-2008 07:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 20-10-2008 07:34 PM (16 years ago)
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the girl 2 wicked, the teacher suppose punish her for the rest of the term and ensure she does not get promoted
Posted: at 20-10-2008 07:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 1-11-2008 03:35 PM (16 years ago)
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The girl sharp wella. She get the right answer to the wrong question...
Posted: at 1-11-2008 03:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 1-11-2008 04:05 PM (16 years ago)
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and what else happen. ok no be joke na coversation. sorry he sweet i don forget say na omotola write am Roll Eyes
Posted: at 1-11-2008 04:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 1-11-2008 08:21 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  1-11-2008 04:05 PM
and what else happen. ok no be joke na coversation. sorry he sweet i don forget say na omotola write am Roll Eyes

Guy na beef u con find for naijapals na everybody u dey follow argue.
Posted: at 1-11-2008 08:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 1-11-2008 08:28 PM (16 years ago)
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GBAM
Posted: at 1-11-2008 08:28 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 1-11-2008 10:58 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on  1-11-2008 08:21 PM
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  1-11-2008 04:05 PM
and what else happen. ok no be joke na coversation. sorry he sweet i don forget say na omotola write am Roll Eyes

Guy na beef u con find for naijapals na everybody u dey follow argue.
i tire for the boy. i wonder who admit am for naijapals
Posted: at 1-11-2008 10:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 2-11-2008 08:21 PM (16 years ago)
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ur headache he concern you. @segxi and rezi including Jboy. u guys mind ya biz ok?
Posted: at 2-11-2008 08:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 2-11-2008 08:47 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  2-11-2008 08:21 PM
ur headache he concern you. @segxi and rezi including Jboy. u guys mind ya biz ok?
i think only you wan oppose everybody for naijapals abi?
Posted: at 2-11-2008 08:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 2-11-2008 08:52 PM (16 years ago)
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No noo why u said that. I am optimist and accommodating. friendly too
Posted: at 2-11-2008 08:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- maxybaby at 5-11-2008 03:36 PM (16 years ago)
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 thats a very nice joke. Keep it up. Smiley
Posted: at 5-11-2008 03:36 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 5-11-2008 03:42 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  2-11-2008 08:52 PM
No noo why u said that. I am optimist and accommodating. friendly too

Eeeeehhnnnn??? Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 5-11-2008 03:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 5-11-2008 04:14 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  5-11-2008 03:42 PM
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  2-11-2008 08:52 PM
No noo why u said that. I am optimist and accommodating. friendly too

Eeeeehhnnnn??? Shocked Shocked Shocked
YEz oh
Posted: at 5-11-2008 04:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 5-11-2008 04:37 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  5-11-2008 04:14 PM
Quote from: orezo on  5-11-2008 03:42 PM
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  2-11-2008 08:52 PM
No noo why u said that. I am optimist and accommodating. friendly too
Eeeeehhnnnn??? Shocked Shocked Shocked
YEz oh
Na wah oh!!! Hmmm.mmm.. Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 5-11-2008 04:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-11-2008 06:06 PM (16 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 5-11-2008 06:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 5-06-2009 05:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Smiley
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