1. WHEN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN
When a girl says that, it means she likes me. So if I like her I tell her something like soon. If I don't like her I tell her it will be a long time before she sees me again. I correct her expectations. If I like her, that statement may be the reason why I do not talk to another girl. Cause, I have to bring our possibility to conclusion.
Madam Instructor, there is nothing wrong with a girl asking a guy she likes when she will see him again.
2. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL?
When a girls says that it means she likes me. And you where thinking about me. Wow! That is good for a mans ego. If we are in a relationship it means that you care. That feels good. I will be like yep, "am the man." My girl is so into me.
3. WHERE WERE YOU?
Good one. She wants to personalize me? And turn me into her hand bag? Cool! Very cool. I was with my other girl friend. Watch her face change and don't laugh. Torture her with suspense. It feels good. She cares that is why she is asking where you were. Or she doesn't trust you. Either way it is all cool.
4. I LOVE YOU?
I ask myself if she shows it in her actions. This might be good time to actually talk about love and what she expects from a lover. Funny thing is if she is a real person, she may find out that she doesn't love you. That she is just attracted to you physically. A good time to get to know each other.
5. DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?
I think this is the time where she has to go get herself tested for stds. And she has to stop giving me sex too. This is the time she has to be bitchy. And if I do like her, I will be beg. You definitely know that silence to that answer means ..............................I will lie. Don't believe me though. Especially if you know am a very segxwally active person.
6. ARE YOU SEEING ANY ONE ELSE?
Answer 1. Yes, I am seeing somebody. I would love to introduce you to one of my friends. I think you will be good for each other.
Answer 2.1 No, I am not. How about you, are u seeing any one else? Okay, wow, so I guess we are the only two humans in the world who aint seeing some body else. So what do we do with each other? Any suggestions?
Answer 2.1 No, I am not. How about you, are u seeing any one else? Oh, you mean that guy with the big head is your boyfriend? Are you sure I won't collect you from him? Cause this your waist is something else. Who is the other cute girl I saw you walking with the other day? She is a no go area? What is wrong with all you girls of nowadays? Must you girls have sex everyday? Boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend.
Why did you even ask If I am seeing somebody else? Oh! you want to hook me up with your cousin? Is she cute? Can she cook? Seriously, I don't have time for playing around. All my friends are married. She has a degree in law? Plus she is a bookworm? Sounds like my kind of person. Is she sexy? Ehn? You say her boobs are bigger than water melons and her arse is bigger than fulani 'nono' calabash. Chai! Hope no be heavy duty? Ha ha hahahah. Sha don't tell her you are introducing her to some guy. create a natural environment.
7. WHERE IS THIS GOING?
Good! So this girl has got some sense upstairs. I thought she will never ask. If she is wise, if I do not give her good reasons, she should walk immediately. Immediately. Not one second delay. She is getting older. She should make sure I back my words with actions too.
8. WE NEED TO TALK?
What about? Now is not a good time. I don't want to talk about it. That shit makes me angry. Please don't go there. Or, this may be the time I have to reassure that I am not seeing some other chick. This may be the time I have to soothe her. This may be the time that we have to deal with some drama ones and for all.
9. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
I was thinking about having sex right here, right now. In the car right now. And she will be like, "with all this people around?" I will be like who cares. She will be like, "pervert?" I will be like, "when it comes to that your big nyash, I am a complete pervert." I guess we will end up somewhere doing what animals do. I wasn't the one that created testosterone.
10. I DON'T TRUST YOU.
I like this chick and she doesn't trust me. She needs to stop being so suspicious. She needs to chill.
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Madam Instructor, not all guys are players. Not all guys are players. This things you say women should never say are what interested women say. Sha, even now adays, ashawo the form interested and honest too. Ha ha hahahhahahah.
Pepesy, not every guy is a player. If you don't say some of these things, a guy that likes you may think you are not caring.
| Posted: at 13-10-2010 03:10 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming |
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