Happy & Sad, you asked for it

Date: 15-10-2010 5:03 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Bode Moses
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- at 15-10-2010 05:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Hubby to wife: ''Honey tell me something that will make me both happy & sad''.
Wife: ''Out of all your friends, you have the BIGGEST D.I.C.K!''

Posted: at 15-10-2010 05:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- terryworld at 15-10-2010 05:11 PM (13 years ago)
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how did she that her husband has the biggest among his friends may be she has seen his friend's dicks

Posted: at 15-10-2010 05:11 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- femaadinho at 15-10-2010 06:09 PM (13 years ago)
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lmao...
Posted: at 15-10-2010 06:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 15-10-2010 09:14 PM (13 years ago)
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lmfao
Posted: at 15-10-2010 09:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 16-10-2010 01:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 15-10-2010 05:11 PM
how did she that her husband has the biggest among his friends may be she has seen his friend's *****s
When did you get out-schooled man?
Posted: at 16-10-2010 01:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 16-10-2010 07:04 PM (13 years ago)
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@bodeniyi,why u dey always attack me like say na me bomb abuja

Posted: at 16-10-2010 07:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- segxi at 16-10-2010 07:48 PM (13 years ago)
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u wey no know wetin 9 b3 how u go fit bomb abj...no talk am again o
Posted: at 16-10-2010 07:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 16-10-2010 07:57 PM (13 years ago)
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but i know c-4

Posted: at 16-10-2010 07:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 16-10-2010 11:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Was that an attack?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh? ok I understand
Posted: at 16-10-2010 11:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 17-10-2010 08:39 AM (13 years ago)
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not too funny

Posted: at 17-10-2010 08:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 17-10-2010 09:35 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Arabmoney2 on 17-10-2010 08:39 AM
not too funny
Find bread and amala eat together, then you will be fine...
Posted: at 17-10-2010 09:35 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 17-10-2010 10:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on 17-10-2010 09:35 AM
Quote from: Arabmoney2 on 17-10-2010 08:39 AM
not too funny
Find bread and amala eat together, then you will be fine...
u are hungry about ur mother's honeypot

Posted: at 17-10-2010 10:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 18-10-2010 03:37 AM (13 years ago)
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okay...good one
Posted: at 18-10-2010 03:37 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 18-10-2010 07:54 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Arabmoney2 on 17-10-2010 10:16 PM
Quote from: bodeniyi on 17-10-2010 09:35 AM
Quote from: Arabmoney2 on 17-10-2010 08:39 AM
not too funny
Find bread and amala eat together, then you will be fine...
u are hungry about ur mother's honeypot

Posted: at 18-10-2010 07:54 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 18-10-2010 11:21 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Arabmoney2 on 18-10-2010 07:54 AM
Quote from: Arabmoney2 on 17-10-2010 10:16 PM
Quote from: bodeniyi on 17-10-2010 09:35 AM
Quote from: Arabmoney2 on 17-10-2010 08:39 AM
not too funny
Find bread and amala eat together, then you will be fine...
u are hungry about ur mother's *****
Hey, you turned joke to talking about my precious mum.. at least you know I have a mother, well I know you're a son of a motherless goat, thats why you have the gut to even talk about someone else mother like that.
Posted: at 18-10-2010 11:21 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-10-2010 12:41 PM (13 years ago)
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abeg if una wan abuse make una abuse una selves but don't abuse una mama cos them no comment

Posted: at 18-10-2010 12:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 18-10-2010 01:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 18-10-2010 12:41 PM
abeg if una wan abuse make una abuse una selves but don't abuse una mama cos them no comment
Terry, you can read right.. see who first mention something about mother. he wouldnt say that if he's got one
Posted: at 18-10-2010 01:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Donmicheal at 18-10-2010 02:38 PM (13 years ago)
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e don do okay
Posted: at 18-10-2010 02:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaymobol at 18-10-2010 03:14 PM (13 years ago)
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GUYS, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH, U DONT HAVE TO SEND ABUSIVE WORDS HERE. CAREFUL, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE READ ALL THESE THINGS U POST HERE. TAKE CAUTION. MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY N NOT ABUSE MOTHERS.......CIAO
Posted: at 18-10-2010 03:14 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- bodeniyi at 18-10-2010 05:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Donmicheal on 18-10-2010 02:38 PM
e don do okay
Alright man.. that guy got on my nerves.. now he made me drunk for saying what I wasnt suppose to say..lol
Posted: at 18-10-2010 05:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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