Mothers' Love....LOL

Date: 26-10-2010 1:40 am (14 years ago) | Author: Bode Moses
- at 26-10-2010 01:40 AM (14 years ago)
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The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan...... in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother":

Posted: at 26-10-2010 01:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- kethey at 26-10-2010 01:49 AM (14 years ago)
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Ooh abomination! Meaning he slept with his mother...doesnt he recognise his mother?
Posted: at 26-10-2010 01:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 26-10-2010 02:10 AM (14 years ago)
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he no f.u.c.k, na him mouth him use...lol
Posted: at 26-10-2010 02:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kethey at 26-10-2010 02:14 AM (14 years ago)
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Still d same thing its abominable
Posted: at 26-10-2010 02:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 26-10-2010 02:24 AM (14 years ago)
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Ok...
Posted: at 26-10-2010 02:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 26-10-2010 05:26 AM (14 years ago)
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na man na sharp man...
Posted: at 26-10-2010 05:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 26-10-2010 06:10 AM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 26-10-2010 06:10 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 26-10-2010 08:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Strictly just passing...
Posted: at 26-10-2010 08:40 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 26-10-2010 10:04 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on 26-10-2010 02:10 AM
he no f.u.c.k, na him mouth him use...lol
still love this joke... Grin
Posted: at 26-10-2010 10:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 26-10-2010 10:06 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 26-10-2010 10:04 AM
Quote from: bodeniyi on 26-10-2010 02:10 AM
he no f.u.c.k, na him mouth him use...lol
still love this joke... Grin
i dey supect dis ur mouth...u be d man??
Posted: at 26-10-2010 10:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 26-10-2010 12:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmajenic1 on 26-10-2010 08:40 AM
Strictly just passing...
Me too..
Posted: at 26-10-2010 12:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 26-10-2010 12:41 PM (14 years ago)
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where una dey pass to?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 26-10-2010 12:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moniconyez at 26-10-2010 06:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Chai ze
Posted: at 26-10-2010 06:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Selu at 26-10-2010 07:54 PM (14 years ago)
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He ended up in sparking an abomination.
Posted: at 26-10-2010 07:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adious007 at 26-10-2010 08:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Nw dats 1 dumb nigga!...
Posted: at 26-10-2010 08:29 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 26-10-2010 08:40 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 26-10-2010 08:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 27-10-2010 01:47 AM (14 years ago)
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to???
Posted: at 27-10-2010 01:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- VIABLE at 28-10-2010 11:51 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmm that so so funny like the joke but guys here have forgotten its a joke............ ok ds a nice 1
Posted: at 28-10-2010 11:51 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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