''mommy wotcha doin???

Date: 22-10-2008 5:58 pm (15 years ago) | Author: ♥♥Monee♥♥ Joshua
- at 22-10-2008 05:58 PM (15 years ago)
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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time, " said the boy.

"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

Posted: at 22-10-2008 05:58 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- corah2 at 22-10-2008 06:04 PM (15 years ago)
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ye ,ye
opa
Posted: at 22-10-2008 06:04 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 24-10-2008 11:34 AM (15 years ago)
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previously posted joke
Posted: at 24-10-2008 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- khangkernitz at 25-10-2008 05:30 AM (15 years ago)
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lol Smiley
Posted: at 25-10-2008 05:30 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 28-10-2008 05:38 PM (15 years ago)
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d boy don spoil show o
Posted: at 28-10-2008 05:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fixmitman at 16-05-2011 04:47 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 16-05-2011 04:47 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 16-05-2011 04:51 PM (12 years ago)
boo  Undecided pb4 b4 100 and 1 times
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- mail2sc at 16-05-2011 04:52 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-05-2011 04:52 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 16-05-2011 04:53 PM (12 years ago)
 Tongue
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- solid_solid at 16-05-2011 04:55 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Posted: at 16-05-2011 04:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 16-05-2011 04:56 PM (12 years ago)
 Undecided
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- solid_solid at 16-05-2011 04:57 PM (12 years ago)
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why u dey vex now?
Posted: at 16-05-2011 04:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 16-05-2011 05:04 PM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 16-05-2011 05:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 16-05-2011 05:09 PM (12 years ago)
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omotoyo na wetin again?
Posted: at 16-05-2011 05:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 16-05-2011 05:31 PM (12 years ago)
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na who go ressurect this yoke?... Angry
Posted: at 16-05-2011 05:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 16-05-2011 05:34 PM (12 years ago)
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ask me again
Posted: at 16-05-2011 05:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 16-05-2011 07:03 PM (12 years ago)
too many times
Posted: at 16-05-2011 07:03 PM (12 years ago) |
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- nellkiss at 16-05-2011 11:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Posteer,me likey
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- bodeniyi at 17-05-2011 05:41 AM (12 years ago)
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Nice one
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