habzee at 22-10-2008 10:44 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking' so sad. Liz, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay...but you look so sad. Why??" Sally, "Cause I just can't get a man." Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods." Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods 'cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it." Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about." Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage." Liz, "So, how's that gonna help you get a man." Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."
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Posted: at 22-10-2008 10:44 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
gud one..lol...funny joke
Posted: at 23-10-2008 01:21 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
Reply habzee at 23-10-2008 09:14 PM (16 years ago) (m)
r u sure..
Posted: at 23-10-2008 09:14 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply rezimero at 24-10-2008 11:27 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Reply habzee at 24-10-2008 10:18 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Joke na Joke..As far say my naija people dey find am funny.
Posted: at 24-10-2008 10:18 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply rezimero at 25-10-2008 09:16 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Reply habzee at 25-10-2008 10:13 PM (16 years ago) (m)
I no really take am as u think,na only 2make u understand.Sorry if it offended u...
Posted: at 25-10-2008 10:13 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply rezimero at 26-10-2008 03:12 PM (16 years ago) (m)
I no really take am as u think,na only 2make u understand.Sorry if it offended u...
ah no oh bros how? u no fit offended me na. it's all part of the conversation. i am not offended!
Posted: at 26-10-2008 03:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Dexter12 at 26-10-2008 09:31 PM (16 years ago) (m)
o boy u too much
Posted: at 26-10-2008 09:31 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
Reply habzee at 26-10-2008 10:20 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Dexter,upon which level.
Posted: at 26-10-2008 10:20 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply habzee at 26-10-2008 10:21 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Rezimero,Nice mentality.
Posted: at 26-10-2008 10:21 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply rezimero at 27-10-2008 09:51 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Rezimero,Nice mentality.
thanx bros
Posted: at 27-10-2008 09:51 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply hacangel26 at 27-10-2008 12:40 PM (16 years ago) (f)
dosent mata if its 9ja or oyibo as far as we can laugh
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Posted: at 27-10-2008 12:40 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply habzee at 27-10-2008 10:29 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Thanks 4d compliment.hacangel26.Dont worry,very soon i'll get u another funny crib.
Posted: at 27-10-2008 10:29 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply segxi at 28-10-2008 04:52 PM (16 years ago) (m)
guy na dictionary I use take read this joke o
Posted: at 28-10-2008 04:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 28-10-2008 05:30 PM (16 years ago) (m)
guy na dictionary I use take read this joke o
bros i dey your side
Posted: at 28-10-2008 05:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply segxi at 28-10-2008 05:34 PM (16 years ago) (m)
guy na dictionary I use take read this joke o
bros i dey your side
Hooters they ur dictionary?
ibo man wey do my dictionary forget put am there
Posted: at 28-10-2008 05:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply habzee at 29-10-2008 09:12 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Guyz,u too much oh,e be like say we go start another joke from una end.And also i think Hooters dey 4 Igbo,Yoruba or Hausa Dictionary....
Posted: at 29-10-2008 09:12 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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segxi na waa for u oh
Posted: at 30-10-2008 05:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 30-10-2008 11:56 PM (16 years ago) (m)
guy na dictionary I use take read this joke o
bros i dey your side
Hooters they ur dictionary?
ibo man wey do my dictionary forget put am there
dem just put am, buy the latest pirated copy u go see am
Posted: at 30-10-2008 11:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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