A man dies and mets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says to the man, "Here's how it works. You need to have one hundred points to get into heaven. You tell me about all the good things you've done. They are all worth a certain number of points. If your total is one hundred or more, you can come in."
"Well," says the man. "I was happily married to the same woman for 52 years. I never looked at another woman. I was attentive and loved her dearly."
"That's great," says St. Peter. "That'll be two points."
"Hmmm," says the man. "This is going to be harder than I thought. Well, I attended church regularly, volunteered my time and tithed faithfully."
"Wonderful," says St. Peter, "That's worth another point."
"One point!" says the man. "Okay, okay. I was involved with a prison ministry for twenty-five years. I went into the prison, at least monthly, and shared Jesus with them."
"Wow!" says St. Peter. "That's another two points!"
"Only two points!" says the man. "At this rate, it'll be only by the grace of God that'll I'll ever get into this place."
"Bingo!" says St. Peter. "That's one hundred points! Come on in."
Posted: at 2-11-2010 01:16 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
terryworld at 2-11-2010 01:57 PM (14 years ago) (m)
abeg wey silkyme?i told her that bode go fail her but she no gree cos i sure say no be u dey the pix and i no say u no too fair like that so make u come to me now wey i still dey under 30..
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 2-11-2010 01:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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