A man is out walking in New York city when he sees a little girl being chased by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by hitting the dog’s head with a stick and saves the girl’s life.
The girl’s mother rushes over to him: “Thank you so much for saving my little girl. You are a true hero. as a reporter Tomorrow all the newspapers will have headlines about ‘Brave New Yorker who Saves the Life of Young Girl’”
“But I’m not a New Yorker,” the man says.
“Oh, then it will say in all the newspapers Brave American Saves Life of Young Girl,” says the mother.
“But I’m not an American neither,” the man says.
“So, what are you then?” asks the mother.
“I’m an Iranian,” the man replied politely. The next day he sees the newspaper headlines:
“Islamic Extremist Kills American Dog.”
Posted: at 5-11-2010 01:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
jeffrey4u at 5-11-2010 04:28 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: josiahlawson on 5-11-2010 01:01 PM
A man is out walking in New York city when he sees a little girl being chased by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by hitting the dog’s head with a stick and saves the girl’s life.
The girl’s mother rushes over to him: “Thank you so much for saving my little girl. You are a true hero. as a reporter Tomorrow all the newspapers will have headlines about ‘Brave New Yorker who Saves the Life of Young Girl’”
“But I’m not a New Yorker,” the man says.
“Oh, then it will say in all the newspapers Brave American Saves Life of Young Girl,” says the mother.
“But I’m not an American neither,” the man says.
“So, what are you then?” asks the mother.
“I’m an Iranian,” the man replied politely. The next day he sees the newspaper headlines:
“Islamic Extremist Kills American Dog.”
hehehehhe
Posted: at 5-11-2010 04:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac